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عروس أهل الحي
Ama yedi yaşındaki oğlu Cengiz,
-Anne be!... dedi, babamdı vallahi. Babam bugün dükkâna gitmedi ki... Bilâl amcanın kahvesindeydi...
Çocuk lafını tamamlayamadan bir çığlık koptu. Esma, Cengiz'in kaba etine bir çimdik basmış,
-Yumurcak... Sus... diye haykırmıştı.
Kocasının kocaman Karadenizli burnunu duvarın köşesinden o da görmüştü. Ama konu komşunun yanında iki paralık olmak istemiyordu. Başını pencereden içeri çekip,
-Etinden et koparılmış gibi bağırma domuz, şimdi alırım ayağımın altına!... diye çocuğa bağırdı.
"Şimdi ayağının altına almak" sık sık kocasının kullandığı, Esma'nın da ondan öğrendiği laftı.
Kadınlar başlarını pencerelerden içeri çektiler. Artık dedikodu dört duvar arasında kahve değirmeninin sesine, kundaktaki çocukların viyaklamasına karışıyordu.
-Anne be!... dedi, babamdı vallahi. Babam bugün dükkâna gitmedi ki... Bilâl amcanın kahvesindeydi...
Çocuk lafını tamamlayamadan bir çığlık koptu. Esma, Cengiz'in kaba etine bir çimdik basmış,
-Yumurcak... Sus... diye haykırmıştı.
Kocasının kocaman Karadenizli burnunu duvarın köşesinden o da görmüştü. Ama konu komşunun yanında iki paralık olmak istemiyordu. Başını pencereden içeri çekip,
-Etinden et koparılmış gibi bağırma domuz, şimdi alırım ayağımın altına!... diye çocuğa bağırdı.
"Şimdi ayağının altına almak" sık sık kocasının kullandığı, Esma'nın da ondan öğrendiği laftı.
Kadınlar başlarını pencerelerden içeri çektiler. Artık dedikodu dört duvar arasında kahve değirmeninin sesine, kundaktaki çocukların viyaklamasına karışıyordu.
- GenresTurkish LiteratureHumor
254 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1957
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Aziz Nesin
387 books1,002 followersAziz Nesin was a Turkish humorist and author of more than 100 books.
Nesin was born in 1915 on Heybeliada, one of the Princes' Islands of Istanbul, in the days of the Ottoman Empire. After serving as a career officer for several years, he became the editor of a series of satirical periodicals with a socialist slant. He was jailed several times and placed under surveillance by the National Security Service (MAH in Turkish) for his political views. Among the incriminating pieces of evidence they found against him during his military service was his theft and sale for 35 Lira of two goats intended for his company—a violation of clause 131/2 of the Military Penal Code. One 98-year-old former MAH officer named Neşet Güriş alleged that Nesin was in fact a MAH member, but this has been disputed
Nesin provided a strong indictment of the oppression and brutalization of the common man. He satirized bureaucracy and exposed economic inequities in stories that effectively combine local color and universal truths. Aziz Nesin has been presented with numerous awards in Turkey, Italy, Bulgaria and the former Soviet Union. His works have been translated into over thirty languages. During latter parts of his life he was said to be the only Turkish author who made a living only out of his earnings from his books.
On 6 June 1956, he married a coworker from the Akbaba magazine, Meral Çelen.
In 1972, he founded the Nesin Foundation. The purpose of the Nesin Foundation is to take, each year, four poor and destitute children into the Foundation's home and provide every necessity - shelter, education and training, starting from elementary school - until they complete high school, a trade school, or until they acquire a vocation. Aziz Nesin has donated, gratis, to the Nesin Foundation his copyrights in their entirety for all his works in Turkey or other countries, including all of his published books, all plays to be staged, all copyrights for films, and all his works performed or used in radio or television.
Aziz Nesin was a political activist. After the 1980 military coup led by Kenan Evren, the intelligentsia was oppressed. Aziz Nesin led a number of intellectuals to take a stand against the military government, by issuing the Petition of Intellectuals (Turkish: Aydınlar Dilekçesi).
He championed free speech, especially the right to criticize Islam without compromise. In early 1990s he started a translation of Salman Rushdie's controversial novel, The Satanic Verses. This made him a target for radical Islamist organizations, who were gaining popularity throughout Turkey. On July 2, 1993 while attending a mostly Alevi cultural festival in the central Anatolian city of Sivas a mob organized by radical Islamists gathered around the Madimak Hotel, where the festival attendants were accommodated, calling for Sharia and death to infidels. After hours of siege, the mob set the hotel on fire. After flames engulfed several lower floors of the hotel, firetrucks managed to get close, and Aziz Nesin and many guests of the hotel escaped. However, 37 people were killed. This event, also known as the Sivas massacre, was seen as a major assault on free speech and human rights in Turkey, and it deepened the rift between religious- and secular-minded people.
He devoted his last years to fighting ignorance and religious fundamentalism.
Aziz Nesin died on July 6 1995 due to a heart attack, after a book signing event in Çeşme, İzmir. After his death, his body was buried in an unknown location in the land of Nesin Foundation without any ceremony, as suggested by his will.
Nesin was born in 1915 on Heybeliada, one of the Princes' Islands of Istanbul, in the days of the Ottoman Empire. After serving as a career officer for several years, he became the editor of a series of satirical periodicals with a socialist slant. He was jailed several times and placed under surveillance by the National Security Service (MAH in Turkish) for his political views. Among the incriminating pieces of evidence they found against him during his military service was his theft and sale for 35 Lira of two goats intended for his company—a violation of clause 131/2 of the Military Penal Code. One 98-year-old former MAH officer named Neşet Güriş alleged that Nesin was in fact a MAH member, but this has been disputed
Nesin provided a strong indictment of the oppression and brutalization of the common man. He satirized bureaucracy and exposed economic inequities in stories that effectively combine local color and universal truths. Aziz Nesin has been presented with numerous awards in Turkey, Italy, Bulgaria and the former Soviet Union. His works have been translated into over thirty languages. During latter parts of his life he was said to be the only Turkish author who made a living only out of his earnings from his books.
On 6 June 1956, he married a coworker from the Akbaba magazine, Meral Çelen.
In 1972, he founded the Nesin Foundation. The purpose of the Nesin Foundation is to take, each year, four poor and destitute children into the Foundation's home and provide every necessity - shelter, education and training, starting from elementary school - until they complete high school, a trade school, or until they acquire a vocation. Aziz Nesin has donated, gratis, to the Nesin Foundation his copyrights in their entirety for all his works in Turkey or other countries, including all of his published books, all plays to be staged, all copyrights for films, and all his works performed or used in radio or television.
Aziz Nesin was a political activist. After the 1980 military coup led by Kenan Evren, the intelligentsia was oppressed. Aziz Nesin led a number of intellectuals to take a stand against the military government, by issuing the Petition of Intellectuals (Turkish: Aydınlar Dilekçesi).
He championed free speech, especially the right to criticize Islam without compromise. In early 1990s he started a translation of Salman Rushdie's controversial novel, The Satanic Verses. This made him a target for radical Islamist organizations, who were gaining popularity throughout Turkey. On July 2, 1993 while attending a mostly Alevi cultural festival in the central Anatolian city of Sivas a mob organized by radical Islamists gathered around the Madimak Hotel, where the festival attendants were accommodated, calling for Sharia and death to infidels. After hours of siege, the mob set the hotel on fire. After flames engulfed several lower floors of the hotel, firetrucks managed to get close, and Aziz Nesin and many guests of the hotel escaped. However, 37 people were killed. This event, also known as the Sivas massacre, was seen as a major assault on free speech and human rights in Turkey, and it deepened the rift between religious- and secular-minded people.
He devoted his last years to fighting ignorance and religious fundamentalism.
Aziz Nesin died on July 6 1995 due to a heart attack, after a book signing event in Çeşme, İzmir. After his death, his body was buried in an unknown location in the land of Nesin Foundation without any ceremony, as suggested by his will.
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March 1, 2017
دوستانِ گرانقدر، این داستان طنز و البته هیجانی، در موردِ اهالی محلی است به نامِ <چهل پلکان> که مرد و زن ها، همه و همه خاله زنک و حرف بیار و ببر و هوچی هستند
داستان از آنجایی آغاز میشود که پیرمردی تقریباً هشتاد ساله، به نامِ <حاج مسعود> دختر بسیار زیبا و جوانی به نامِ <مائده> را به عقد خودش در میآورد... مردهای محل چه زن دار و چه مجرد، همه آب دهانشان راه افتاد و از آنجا که میدانستند حاجی پیر است و نمیتواند از پس این دختر جوان برآید، لذا برای دخترک دندان تیز کردند و او را "قسمتِ محله" نامیدند و به خیالشان قرار است هرکدام به طریقی سیخی بزنند و حالی ببرند
خلاصه زن های محل هم با دخترک دشمن شدند که چرا شوهرهایشان را از راه بدر کرده است، در صورتیکه <مائده> هیچکدام را آدم حساب نمیکرد
البته <حاج مسعود> هم از فرصت استفاده کرده و با هر کدام جداگانه رفت و آمد کرد و ترتیبِ زنانِ محل را یکی یکی داد... زمانی که مردها سرشان به <مائده> گرم بود، حاج آقا از خجالتشان درآمده و هر سری با یکی از زنان محل حال میکرد
تا آنکه یکروز یکی از زنها به نامِ <خاله عطیه> که بیوه بود، به خانهٔ <حاج مسعود> رفت تا دمار از روزگار <مائده> درآورد و او را با بی آبرویی از محل بیرون کند
امّا چشمتان روز بد نبیند... به جای دخترِ ساکت و سربزیری که سراغ داشتند، با دختری روبرو شد که.................. بهتر است خودتان داستان را بخوانید و از سرانجامِ داستان و این همسایه های خاله زنک و جیغ جیغو، آگاه شوید
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داستان از آنجایی آغاز میشود که پیرمردی تقریباً هشتاد ساله، به نامِ <حاج مسعود> دختر بسیار زیبا و جوانی به نامِ <مائده> را به عقد خودش در میآورد... مردهای محل چه زن دار و چه مجرد، همه آب دهانشان راه افتاد و از آنجا که میدانستند حاجی پیر است و نمیتواند از پس این دختر جوان برآید، لذا برای دخترک دندان تیز کردند و او را "قسمتِ محله" نامیدند و به خیالشان قرار است هرکدام به طریقی سیخی بزنند و حالی ببرند
خلاصه زن های محل هم با دخترک دشمن شدند که چرا شوهرهایشان را از راه بدر کرده است، در صورتیکه <مائده> هیچکدام را آدم حساب نمیکرد
البته <حاج مسعود> هم از فرصت استفاده کرده و با هر کدام جداگانه رفت و آمد کرد و ترتیبِ زنانِ محل را یکی یکی داد... زمانی که مردها سرشان به <مائده> گرم بود، حاج آقا از خجالتشان درآمده و هر سری با یکی از زنان محل حال میکرد
تا آنکه یکروز یکی از زنها به نامِ <خاله عطیه> که بیوه بود، به خانهٔ <حاج مسعود> رفت تا دمار از روزگار <مائده> درآورد و او را با بی آبرویی از محل بیرون کند
امّا چشمتان روز بد نبیند... به جای دخترِ ساکت و سربزیری که سراغ داشتند، با دختری روبرو شد که.................. بهتر است خودتان داستان را بخوانید و از سرانجامِ داستان و این همسایه های خاله زنک و جیغ جیغو، آگاه شوید
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August 22, 2015عزیزنسین در این کتاب توصیف جالبی از یک افراد یک محله فقیر نشین به خواننده می دهد. توصیفها جالب هستند همین طور دیالوگها. اماشخصیتها به خوبی پرداخته نشده اند و بسیار کاریکاتوری هستند. سیر داستان نیز منطقی نیست. برخلاف توصیفها و فضاسازی درخشان خود داستان بسیار سطح پایین است
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February 5, 2023كتاب عروس أهل الحي: عزيز نيسين
١٩ قصة في ٢٥٤ صفحة ورقي
ترجمة: عبد الوهاب مدني
الشكر لمكتبة مداد ☘️
١_ تلوك الألسن قصة عروس الحاج مسعود وذلك لان أهل الحي يعيشون حياة فارغة فلا يسليهم إلا احداث جديدة بالحي يضيفون عليها مايشتهون ولك ان تتخيل ماذا سيحدث من أهل حي بلا أخلاق ولا دين
😠أحداث مخجلة وتصرفات خرقاء
😅٢_ بطاقة توصية ..منتهية الصلاحية
٣_ من أين جاء الحمار..فشلت الخطة المحكمة بسبب حمار هههه🤦🏻♀️
👥٤ _ ياصديقي العزيز ..وعدوي اللدود
🌊٥_ البحر تحت أقدامك ... بل فوق رأسك
٦_ كدت أن أصبح محافظا
٧_ أم لثلاثة ملائكة ...والرجل العجوز
٨_ شعرة الفرشاة...والعمليات الجراحية الكثيرة
٩_صورة مراسل يعيش في المحافظات النائية ...واستقالة الوزارة
١٠ _ إفشاء السر..والخطة المحكمة
١١_ إنه أمريكي بالتأكيد ... واسمه ريجرد
١٢ _ لقد تخلصت ...من
١٣ _ رجل شرقي ..ورجل غربي
١٤ _ حوار الطرشان ..وسد الثقوب 📢
١٥ _ الطريق أولا...الطريق قبل كل شيء🚦
١٦ _ الرجل الذي أصبح فوقي ..قارئي الحبيب
١٧ _مثقف في منطقة صغيرة ..الشاعر الطفل
١٨ _الرجل المتعجرف ..وعضلاته💪
١٩ _ بإذن الله تعالى..علاج شافي 🌿
١٩ قصة في ٢٥٤ صفحة ورقي
ترجمة: عبد الوهاب مدني
الشكر لمكتبة مداد ☘️
١_ تلوك الألسن قصة عروس الحاج مسعود وذلك لان أهل الحي يعيشون حياة فارغة فلا يسليهم إلا احداث جديدة بالحي يضيفون عليها مايشتهون ولك ان تتخيل ماذا سيحدث من أهل حي بلا أخلاق ولا دين
😠أحداث مخجلة وتصرفات خرقاء
😅٢_ بطاقة توصية ..منتهية الصلاحية
٣_ من أين جاء الحمار..فشلت الخطة المحكمة بسبب حمار هههه🤦🏻♀️
👥٤ _ ياصديقي العزيز ..وعدوي اللدود
🌊٥_ البحر تحت أقدامك ... بل فوق رأسك
٦_ كدت أن أصبح محافظا
٧_ أم لثلاثة ملائكة ...والرجل العجوز
٨_ شعرة الفرشاة...والعمليات الجراحية الكثيرة
٩_صورة مراسل يعيش في المحافظات النائية ...واستقالة الوزارة
١٠ _ إفشاء السر..والخطة المحكمة
١١_ إنه أمريكي بالتأكيد ... واسمه ريجرد
١٢ _ لقد تخلصت ...من
١٣ _ رجل شرقي ..ورجل غربي
١٤ _ حوار الطرشان ..وسد الثقوب 📢
١٥ _ الطريق أولا...الطريق قبل كل شيء🚦
١٦ _ الرجل الذي أصبح فوقي ..قارئي الحبيب
١٧ _مثقف في منطقة صغيرة ..الشاعر الطفل
١٨ _الرجل المتعجرف ..وعضلاته💪
١٩ _ بإذن الله تعالى..علاج شافي 🌿
August 4, 2020
Gene yine muhteşem bir Aziz Nesin okuması oldu. Kitaba adını veren Mahallenin kısmeti yazarın uzun hikayesiydi. Gerçekten toplumumuzun ahlak anlayışınınet mizahi şekilde olsa da tokat gibi çarpan bir hikayeydi. Tavsiye kartı ve Eşek ne yandan adlı hikayeleri ise, evet o dönem için yazılsa da bugünü anlatan hikayelerdi. Ne yazık ki toplumumuz demokrasi nedir ne değildir hala ögrenememiş... 15 hikaye bir de karşılaşmış olduğu 4 ayrı tipi anlattığı insan manzaraları iceren 4 hikaye var. En sondaki Bi Izn illahi Teala'da ise ona duyulan kini ve otelinizi yakarları görmek beni mahvetti... Sonrasında hulki cevizoğlu ile yapmış olduğu röpartajı izledim Usta ne dediyse yaşadık... Işıklar içinde uyuyun. Kitaplarınızı okumaya devam edeceğim.
September 29, 2021
3-4 kurgu, kurgudışı kitap arasına bir Aziz Nesin kitabı sıkıştırmak iyi oluyor. Pit stop'a girmiş gibi beyin bir duruluyor yenileniyor. Her Nesin kitabında olduğu gibi yine değişen hiçbir şeyin olmadığını görmek biraz üzse de, içten atılan kahkahalar iyi hissettiriyor. Bu kitapta toplanan öykülerin birkaçı erkeğin kadın üzerindeki baskısı üzerine, bazıları siyaset, kimisi de kişinin açgözlülüklerini ele alıyor. Adını aldığı hikaye ise en uzunu.
May 13, 2021
Kitabın sonundaki ‘tipler’ kısmında gülmekten ölecektim.
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