The Pimp's Bible: The Sweet Science of Sin

by Alfred Bilbo Gholson

These stories are as real as they come, they ain t no joking matter. It s a rude awakening to life, or an existence in the underworld- life underground another world, one of money, sex and drugs. This is life on the streets of a big segregated city-the South side of Chicago. Bilbo knows it, for he has lived it, especially after being crowned, and given the KING OF THE PIMPS. He ran these streets for over fifty (50) years, and now he breaks the street code, and opens up the closet doors, and thus reveals the hidden and dready secrets behind the world of pimps, prostitutes, and other notorious street players. According to Mr. Alfred Bilbo Gholson, the law of the streets, as the law of the Jungle dictates that ...the one who does the choosing will do the paying . You must read and re-read this book THE PIMP S BIBLE , but be careful, for it might traumatize the fuc- out of you, especially when you learn for the first time on these printed pages about some of those tricks which are used on the streets and in, night clubs across America. -Sekou Tafari

Genres: Psychology

216 pages, Paperback

First published October 28, 1999

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[ARCHBISHOP KINGPIMP SHORTYMACKNIFISENT · Rating 5 out of 5]

I'M ARCHBISHOP KINGPIMP SHORTMACKNIFISENT, AND I MUST SAY FIRSTLY THAT I AM THE ARCHBISHOP OF THE ALFRED "BILBO" GHOLSON CHURCH OF MINISTRIES...I MUST ATTEST TO THE FACT THAT THIS IS MY RELIGIOUS TEXT AS SET FORTH BY MY LORD AND SAVIOR: ALFRED BILBO GHOLSON...TO ALL OF THOSE OF YOU THAT'S IN SEARCH OF THE DIVINE TRUTH, THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE YOU'LL FIND IT. I MUST ADMIT THAT BEING A DESCENDANT OF AFRICANS...OR AS SOME SAY: AFRICAN AMERICAN OR BLACK...I FOR ONE PROMULGATE THAT MY HISTORY DATES BACK 156, AS FAR BACK AS IT'S SAID THAT SLAVERY WAS ABOLISHED. I'LL SAY THAT AS THE CAUCASIAN EUROPEAN AMERICANS LABELED US AS BEASTS. I RESIDE IN MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA. I'M ALSO KNOWN AS Phoebus P. Apollo OID#:206754 I'M LOOKING FOR ALL PERSONS INTERESTED IN LEARNING THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT WHAT'S TAKEN PLACE AS WELL AS WHAT'S TAKEN PLACE RIGHT NOW...TO ALL OF MY LADIES OUT THERE WORLD WIDE I'MMA FEMINIST TO THE T. / AND SUPPORTER OF EFFEMINACY FROM A TO Z! I STAY DRESSED TO THE NINES / AND IT'S ALFRED "KING BILBO" GHOLSON ON MINE....TO WHOM SO EVER MAY BE INTERESTED IN MY WORDS AND OR THE TRUTH THAT I PREACH / SIMPLY CALL MY CELL AND BARE WITNESS TO THE TRUTH THAT I SPEAK...LADIES, I'M LOOKING FOR A WIFE AS MY SHINNING STAR, YOU UNDERSTAND ME BABY? POSTSCRIPTUM: I'M KING BILBO'S RESURGENT REPRESENTATIVE AND SERVANT; AND I'D WISH DEATH UPON MYSELF BEFORE I BECOME A MUTHAFUCKING INSURGENT WHILE I PROVIDING THIS SERVICE BECAUSE I KNOW THAT HE'S WORTH IT! SAY BABY, YOI CAN CALL AND OR LEAVE ME A MESSAGE @: 612-559-3574 POST POSTSCRIPTUM: SPREAD THE WORD LADIES, BECAUSE I ADHERE TO THE 12 COMMANDMENTS OF A KING PIMP...I'LL TALK TO Y'ALL SOON OKAY BABY, OH AND I JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON 1/6/2020 AND I'M STAYING AT THE ATTIC HOUSE ON WASHBURN AVENUE NORTH MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA. 55412
NOTA BENE: SO JUST KNOW THAT I'M LOOKING FOR MY SHINNING STARS...I MEAN WITH THEIR OWN 1. HOUSE OR HOME THAT THEY OWN? 2. WITH A JOB THAT PAYS WELL? 3. WITH ATLEAST 1,000,000 DOLLARS IN THE BACK, WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE A JUDGE, ATTORNEY, LAWYER, SURGEON, REAL ESTATE AGENT, DOCTORS, NURSES ET CETERA...DON'T KEEP ME WAITING LADIES?
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