End of Project

by R. Richard

My phone then rings, it's Gerry.
Gerry says, “Jim, someone has a video showing some nasty sex action involving people at the company. Jim, there are desperate people, prepared to do anything to get that video. Do you have the video, or do you know who does have the video?”
I sigh and lecture, “Gerry, the police have the video. The FBI has the video. The Commanding Officer at a local military base has the video. Several people around town have the video. If you intend to beat the video out of the police, the FBI, et al, please let me know before you try, I want to film a World War III video, for sale to Hollywood. When you're in jail, don't look for no cake with a hacksaw baked in it, from ol' Jim. If you send in a hard boy, to get the video, that's conspiracy and they don't put you in jail for that, instead, you go to prison. By the way, Nanci doesn't have the video. Also, by the way, your soon to be ex-wife and/or her lawyer undoubtedly have a copy of the video and the police are probably watching her.”
Gerry snarls, “How do you know all of this?”
I sigh and lecture, “Gerry, there's a military base, where my former company once had a contract. Howard, Gerry and George wouldn't dirty their hands with the military people, especially not the enlisted military people. However, there was one company guy, I forget his name, who was out at the military base, busting his ass to get the military what they needed. It just might be that some low ranking military guy told the ass buster about a nasty video. Then the ass buster got swept up in a police and FBI investigation, for which the guy thanks you very much. Other than that, you can kiss his ass.”
Gerry sighs, “Jim, you have to realize that a lot of careers are going to be permanently destroyed, if that video shows up at a trial.”
“Gerry, I assume that the video, which I haven’t seen, shows Howard, Gerry and George humping and bumping with some nasty whores. I can't tell you what a wife might do, in divorce court, but if I were the wife, I would at least try to get the house and the car from the unemployed bastard, who no longer has a paycheck coming in. If I were in your place, I would get my shit together, put it in the car, drive to a major oil company service station, fill the tank, fill the oil, have the tires and battery checked and then I would drive. Mexico or Canada are each particularly lovely at this time of year.”
Gerry snarls, “Do you think that this is funny?”
“Gerry, thanks to your lack of effort, I'm now without a job and paycheck. However, it seems that you expect me to be worried that you might be without a job and paycheck. Gerry, I'm so busy worrying about my lack of a job and paycheck, that I don't have time for worrying about your lack of a job and paycheck. Please don't call again.” I hang up on the bastard.

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First published September 30, 2016

About the author

I have 48 novels and over 290 short stories currently published.

I'm the co-author, with Sunset Thomas, of Anatomy of An Adult Film.

I spent my early years in the part of Los Angeles known as the South Central. I was known as Whi' Boy, which was sufficient to indentify me in that place. I'm a skilled kung-fu player, using a system that I learned from a Korean I knew only as 'Pak.' It would be easier to tell you the places that Pak wasn't wanted by the police, rather than the places where he was wanted by the police. Pak's kung-fu system, augmented by some bits and pieces from some Chinese practicioners is quick and effective, or I wouldn't be alive today.

My early education was mostly obtained by stealing books from the public library (I always returned them and the Librarian even began to provide me with reading lists.) I did go to high schools, but I never really learned anything there. I eventually graduated from the University of California at Los Angeles, UCLA, with a degree in mathematics.

I work as a Systems Analyst and also make a part of my living as a professional gambler (legal in Nevada.)

I write science fiction, erotica and adventure. My published novels are:
Anatomy of An Adult Film (With Sunset Thomas)
Second Chance: Sky Pirate
Second Chance: God Killer
Second Chance: Scroll Seeker
Second Chance: King of The Islands
Second Chance: King Of Zaya
Second Chance: Duke Of Averon
Second Chance: King Of Golomon
Second Chance: King Of The Sky
Second Chance: Warlord of Ifrequeh
Second Chance: King of Ariby
Second Chance: King of Mesodania
Second Chance: King of Avuls
Second Chance: King of Kemet
A Programmer's Gambit
Bondage House
Corporate Sex Slaves
Friday Night
Involuntary Nude
Layoff
Mind Over Matters
Night Goblin
Pirates of The Keys
Summer of Sex
The Beach Murders
The Last Moon Dance
The Secret Life of Wanda Wilson
Tails of the Pussycat Lounge
To Keep A Job
Toy Whores;
Vix: The Marine
Vix: The Force Commander
Vix: The Senior Force Commander

Short Stories
Alien Frolic
Steel Drum Carnival
The Swappwernauts!
Family Retreat
Family Halloween

Reviews

[Sandor · Rating 5 out of 5]

A project ends. Then, the careers of a lot of people also end.

[R. Richard · Rating 5 out of 5]

A project ends and a door closes.
However, another door opens and opportunity beckons.