Star Trek fanfiction - Spock/Kirk Bones pinched the bridge of his nose. "Alright, let me get it straight. A good chunk of the crew saw you and the hobgoblin trying to suck each other's faces off, but you're insisting that you've never kissed and that you're just friends. Oh, and let's not forget the little detail that both of you have girlfriends."
Jim winced. "Look, I know how it looks, but it's really not what it looks like."