My Date With Rock, Paper, & Scissors

by Holly Wilde

Roxy Palmer is about to crack under the pressure of the ultimate Rock Paper Scissors Championship. But just when she’s on the brink of a full-blown panic attack, three giant hands swoop in—ready to save the day with all the rizz she never knew she needed. These aren’t just any hands, though. Oh no. They’re packing a lot more than strategy. And they’re here to give Roxy the pep talk of a lifetime. Join Roxy as she finds out just how absurd winning it all can really be!


My Date With Rock, Paper, & Scissors is part of The Sentient Object Calendar Series, a shared series curated by some of your favorite off-the-wall Biblio Barbie, Dakota Cockaday, Holly Wilde, Luna Cantrip, Nicole Parker, Sylvia Morrow, Thea Masen, Unfortunate Reads, and Vera Valentine. It is meant for readers 18 and over who are ready to embrace a deeper experience with some unusual holidays.

Kindle Edition

Published February 27, 2025

About the author

If you’re looking to escape the boundaries of reality that we are so often confined to, then look no further. Sentient-smutty-smut and literal personification of everyday items is what you’ll find here.

Hi! it’s nice to meet you, I’m Holly “no-explanation” Wilde, and if you don’t buckle your seatbelt up for this ride, your chair will do it for you.

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Reviews

[monika_is_booked · Rating 4 out of 5]

OMG, this was so 🥵. No Plot needed 🔥🔥🔥

[Satyra Jenkins · Rating 4 out of 5]

"Paper got hole punched." 🪨 📄 ✂️

Holly delivers again with "My Date with Rock Paper Scissors," a hilarious romp through the quirky iconic game. Rock, the solid type, gets stuck at events, saying, "I hit rock bottom." Paper’s charm leads to sticky origami fails: "That folds my plan!" Scissors, cutting to the chase, butchers haircuts, humorously pledging, "I’ll shear-ly improve."

The puns are sharp, the dialogue snappy, and Holly's comedic timing precise. This laugh-out-loud journey leaves you feeling crumpled with joy. Get ready to rock, roll, and laugh yourself silly!

[Miranda Jo · Rating 5 out of 5]

Most definitely the weirdest of the series so far...

Weird, but still insanely hot somehow.
Another book to leave you laughing and questioning your life choices.
They aren't called Unfortunate Reads without a good reason
The only thing it was missing was some good old, messy and completely not logical scissor action. Believe me, pelvic grinding with feet in your face isn't all it's cracked up to be so I understand leaving it out.
Kudos on another fun adventure!

[Biblio · Rating 5 out of 5]

Rock, Paper, Scissors... Rizz? Get ready for a hands ON party. Holly brings the wild, wet and weird with this SOR. Roxy Palmer (LOL) is stressing and what better way to shed that stress than to be triple stuffed by literal Rock, Paper and Scissor. (HANDS, NOT THE OBJECT) A jorkin' good time. (Always is with Holly tbh)

[Raven Reads · Rating 4 out of 5]

Great little odd sentient read 😂😂

[K · Rating 5 out of 5]

sweet

For a silly book about a silly game, this one has so much heart. There is somehow so much growth in such a short time.

[Rachel Skow · Rating 4 out of 5]

loving these short stories!

[Kyla Sixkiller · Rating 3 out of 5]

this one was much weirder than I expected lol

[Taltos Hicks · Rating 3 out of 5]

I'm seeing a pattern

Completely unhinged but awesome if you need a little pick me up! Thank you for the laughs Holly Wilde 🤣🤣

[Stephanie Abelli · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was definitely interesting. Great spice. Totally unhinged.

[Melinda · Rating 5 out of 5]

When you're ready for a book that will be a good time, leave you crying with laughter, and still have you feeling oddly inspired after pick up My Date With Rock, Paper, & Scissors. Holly Wilde never disappoints and the puns in this one had me howling. I keep rereading my highlights whenever I need a pick me up.

[Bri · Rating 3 out of 5]

What in the why choose 😂