Why I Married A Murderer and How I Survived the Divorce

by Teresa X. Roberts

"Lets Pretend This Never Happened" meets "Orange is the New Black" in this wickedly funny memoir with a glimpse into the life of a woman who had a wonderful wickedly funny childhood, despite an abusive brother and emotionally bankrupt parents. It is filled with wickedly funny memories of the loving men in her life who were complete jerks. There are belly laughs that will bring wickedly funny tears to your eyes, when you realize you are more like her than you care to admit. It is riddled with reality show worthy drama and not-so-wickedly-funny addictions. It has serious and silly stories that are truly wickedly funny and bipolar, going from one extreme to the other… but not really.

The author's therapist says she uses 'wickedly funny' way too much. She claims her therapist is nuttier than she is so she refuses to listen to him, but continues to pay him.

236 pages, Kindle Edition

First published October 27, 2013

Reviews

[Barb Farrell · Rating 5 out of 5]

At first I was like I'm not sure if this book is for me but as they say never judge a book by it's cover. I found myself laughing and crying. Then wondering how one woman could be so strong to keep going? But through all that had happened have the strength to laugh at everything and learn. It might not be a read for everyone but I do think that if you read you will enjoy. I liked seeing her fall in love and out so many times to end up falling in love again. I hope Teresa writes a book about her Brother I laughed so hard when I read his letters they were priceless.

[M.J. Summers · Rating 5 out of 5]

Teresa is an amazing writer with a gift for story-telling - and her life story up to now is nothing short of fascinating. This book had me laughing at points and wishing I could build a time machine and rescue her from their childhood at other points. She is a person with a unique perspective on life, who cares deeply about those that society often disregards and who can see the lighter side of what must have been at times, a very tough journey. I can't wait for her next book to come out. Thank you for sharing your tale with the world, Teresa.

[Donna C · Rating 5 out of 5]

Teresa "Buttons" Roberts has a knack for telling stories. Her tongue-in-cheek review of life's events will leave you laughing while wondering how she survived with her sense of humor intact. If you think you have dated, been married to, or are married to the worst man ever, think again! Teresa's marriage will either make you realize yours isn't so bad, make you realize you CAN get out and still survive, or make you appreciate the wonderful guy you are with. A good, easy read and one that is sure to be a conversation-starter with your book group!

[Blakely Bennett · Rating 5 out of 5]

I found this memoir to be hilarious and highly upsetting at times. It was very hard to put down and a very fast read. I highly recommend it if you, like me, love to experience an extraordinary life journey. I sure hope she has better luck with men in the future and that she keeps on writing. Great read.

[Stacey Glaesmann · Rating 5 out of 5]

Roberts makes some tough times in her life comical, some poignant and interesting the whole way through. At first, I couldn't imagine why anyone would want to marry a convicted murderer, but she makes sense. Her background and what she was looking for seemed to make this man seem perfect for her at the time!

Her strength and ability to laugh at herself was very inspiring!

[Kim Feckley · Rating 5 out of 5]

I LOVED this book. Once I started reading it I could not stop. It is hilarious while still showing true emotions of the author. It also makes the reader wonder how a woman who has had such disappointment in love can still believe in love. Cannot wait for the next book.

[Alex Hogan · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is a very insightful look into the experiences and point of view of an interesting woman who showed up at my Meetup.com group's event a few times.

[Wanda · Rating 3 out of 5]

I received a copy of Teresa Roberts memoir in exchange for an honest review. I was intrigued by the title and was not sure what to expect. The author uses humour as the foundation to share her true life trauma and in turn, sends a take home message of resiliency and hope. I commend the author for being forthright about her countless unhealthy relationships and for not portraying herself as the defenseless "victim". Roberts openly admits to her role and responsibilities within these relationships and how her own trust issues and naivety contributed to her emotional downward spiral. There were many times while reading the book whereby I couldn't help but to say "what were you thinking"...Not wanting to be judgmental, it was rather difficult for me to understand why Roberts made many of the poor decisions that she did where men are concerned. Being no expert in this area and having my own share of failed relationships, I know that "finding" Mr.Right is no easy feat. However, seeking out a spouse within the jail system is something that I cannot comprehend. On-line dating or meeting at the bar is one thing, becoming pen-pals with inmates, then making wedding plans prior their release into freedom is quite another. Vulnerability with a capital V. The story was well-paced and the writing was consistent with that of a first-time author. The memoir read like a conversation between two close girlfriends, venting over a few drinks. I rate this at 3/5 stars and recommend to an adult audience who has some interest in emotionally abusive relationships and the aftermath. I extend my thanks to the author for the opportunity.

[Myra · Rating 5 out of 5]

I didn't think I would like this book at first,but the more I read,the more involved I became with the authors ups and downs in her life and loves! It was almost like talking to your bestfriend everynight.There were times when she made me laugh out loud,and times that brought tears,and other times when I would say,No,don't do that!,as though I was talking to one of my bestfriends. This book was a fun read and I would recommend it.I eagerly wait for more from this author.

[Melissa · Rating 5 out of 5]

I was given this book in exchange for an honest review.

Loved, loved, LOVED this book. I could not put this book down - and probably shouldn't have started it so late at night (yet another sleepless night). The author does and amazing job of pulling you in from the first page until the last. Can't wait to read more from this author!

[Bill Thibadeau · Rating 4 out of 5]

Initially I thought that this book was written to fit in the humor genre. The beginning is a hoot. After awhile, the story gets less humorous and a bit depressing. The author appears to have written a memoir of her life in relationships. She offers a good reason for women to stay away from the "bad boys".

[Chelle Moore · Rating 2 out of 5]

Wasn't impressed...