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Slippery When Wet!
This novel is a must read for anyone who had ever been married, had children, gotten to middle age, worked or worn tight underpants. Fall in love with this outrageously funny account of one woman's journey to find herself, her car keys, a diet that works and a way to spice up her sex life.
238 pages, Paperback
First published September 5, 2010
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About the author
Jessica de la Davies
2 books202 followersDear Reader,
I am Jessica de la Davies. I am choosing NOT to write in the third person as it feels like an exercise in ego-masterbation. I am not against ego-masterbation, it's just that I'm not in the mood today as I have a headache.
I have spent my life in the arts and now you are now going to be subjected to the highlights (Don't say I didn't warn you!) of my trippy life.
With a pen in one hand and a dishrag in the other, I have spent the past decade writing for a variety of publications including a humorous monthly column for The Artful Mind.
I am an award winning writer.
My articles and stories have appeared in The Berkshire Beacon, The Women’s Times, Yogafit Magazine, Pride of Pageantry Magazine, EPIC to name a few. (I also write poetry but have found that this doesn't pay very well.)
I am a career dieter. I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds at least a dozen times. I am seriously considering having all of the fat sucked out of my body and distributing it amongst my friends!
In 2003, I was named the “All American Outstanding Woman of Achievement.” I have received proclamations for my work from President George W. Bush, Governor Gray Davis, Governor Janet Napolitano, Senator John McCain and Governor Jeb Bush. I am a former Ms. USA, Mrs. Arizona and some other titles too. (Are you still reading this?!?)
I have been interviewed on television and the radio many times. I have met, been photographed and worked with a variety of celebrities.
"Slippery When Wet!" also has 5 Star Reviews on Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble and BooksaMillion sites. HOORAY!!!! It's also available on Kindle and KindleUK. In fact, "Slippery When Wet!" is having is strongest sales in the United Kingdom-go figure!
Anyway, buy "Slippery When Wet!" an support a starving artist...this darn diet sucks.
If you don't find me here, look for me on Twitter.
My hobby is LINT!
XOXO,
Jessica de la Davies
Writer/Author/PieMaker
http://www.twitter.com/DaviesWriter
http://JessicadelaDavies.BlogSpot.com
http://www.facebook.com/AWriterDeLaDa...
I am Jessica de la Davies. I am choosing NOT to write in the third person as it feels like an exercise in ego-masterbation. I am not against ego-masterbation, it's just that I'm not in the mood today as I have a headache.
I have spent my life in the arts and now you are now going to be subjected to the highlights (Don't say I didn't warn you!) of my trippy life.
With a pen in one hand and a dishrag in the other, I have spent the past decade writing for a variety of publications including a humorous monthly column for The Artful Mind.
I am an award winning writer.
My articles and stories have appeared in The Berkshire Beacon, The Women’s Times, Yogafit Magazine, Pride of Pageantry Magazine, EPIC to name a few. (I also write poetry but have found that this doesn't pay very well.)
I am a career dieter. I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds at least a dozen times. I am seriously considering having all of the fat sucked out of my body and distributing it amongst my friends!
In 2003, I was named the “All American Outstanding Woman of Achievement.” I have received proclamations for my work from President George W. Bush, Governor Gray Davis, Governor Janet Napolitano, Senator John McCain and Governor Jeb Bush. I am a former Ms. USA, Mrs. Arizona and some other titles too. (Are you still reading this?!?)
I have been interviewed on television and the radio many times. I have met, been photographed and worked with a variety of celebrities.
"Slippery When Wet!" also has 5 Star Reviews on Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble and BooksaMillion sites. HOORAY!!!! It's also available on Kindle and KindleUK. In fact, "Slippery When Wet!" is having is strongest sales in the United Kingdom-go figure!
Anyway, buy "Slippery When Wet!" an support a starving artist...this darn diet sucks.
If you don't find me here, look for me on Twitter.
My hobby is LINT!
XOXO,
Jessica de la Davies
Writer/Author/PieMaker
http://www.twitter.com/DaviesWriter
http://JessicadelaDavies.BlogSpot.com
http://www.facebook.com/AWriterDeLaDa...
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October 17, 2016
The Official Author Review: I wept, I laughed-Pepsi shot out of my nose! This review is rated R for ridiculous by me, Jessica de la Davies. :D
Merged review:
Well, I wrote the book and so naturally I think it's fantastical! If you want a review that's not mine, then I highly suggest you read some of the other reviews. I did and I am feeling quite happy!!!
Here is my Official Author Review:
I wept, I laughed-Pepsi shot out of my nose!
Cheers & XOXO,
Jessica de la Davies
Author of "Slippery When Wet!"
Merged review:
Well, I wrote the book and so naturally I think it's fantastical! If you want a review that's not mine, then I highly suggest you read some of the other reviews. I did and I am feeling quite happy!!!
Here is my Official Author Review:
I wept, I laughed-Pepsi shot out of my nose!
Cheers & XOXO,
Jessica de la Davies
Author of "Slippery When Wet!"
October 26, 2012
I came across this book randomly at a friend’s house and didn't get 10 pages before slapping its owner across the face for wasting five perfectly good dollars purchasing it. If a lifetime movie had a redheaded, mentally challenged stepchild, it would be this novel. My biggest grievance is that I cannot give it zero stars.
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