The Shortest Book of How to Not Fuck Up Your Life

by Lauren Carpenter

* Curse words imminent.* This little book is for anyone who wants to basically not fuck up their life. Learn from my failures. Do as I say not as I do, wait, I mean do not do what I say, oh crap I lost my train of thought. We're all screwed. I fucked it up again. I'm sorry, but not sorry in every way that doesn't matter. Anyways, I wrote this because I was having an existential crisis and this is what happened. You're welcome. I take donations. Read on... *Mature Do not read if you’re an idiot and find curse words offensive. Seriously there’s a lot of them in here and I don’t want to get sued by helicopter parents. Themes of suicide, self-harm, abuse, and depression are prevalent throughout. Bad language, cursing, and poor life choices abound. Read at your own risk. Not suitable for children or adults who act like children. Curse words are everywhere. Please don’t let your kid read this and then try to come at me. I don’t have time for that shit. Thank you.*

44 pages, Paperback

Published September 28, 2018