“Bewitched,” “Get Smart,” “The Beverly Hillbillies,” "Gidget,” “The Andy Griffith Show,” "Batman,” “The Flying Nun,” “The Patty Duke Show,” “F-Troop,” "The Munsters," "The Dick Van Dyke Show," "Gilligan's Island," etc. None of those shows ever existed! Except in the mind of one man. Starting in high school, a nerd guides a jock through a series of escalating successes, using techniques not known to this world. In the end, a dark secret provides the answer to a question we all forgot we had.