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860 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 2007
In Florida, I've learned from our trademarked LifeSit maps, which measure things like level of sedative use and divorces within six months of marriage, the misery and mischief clusters once it escapes the small towns and medium-size cities. Those are zip codes I hope I never get mail in, seascapes I never want to see. Lean criminologists in string bikinis, starving pit bulls tied to stakes, Christians-only swingers parties. Florida is the rain forest of human behavior, with ten thousand times the rare species of other environments.
There is no such thing as empty-headedness. All of our brains are full of what they're full of, and all of us are authorities on something. Sadly, my Jesse possessed expertise in a field that mattered only to her."