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The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book
THE DIRTIEST, MOST HILARIOUS JOKES EVER ALLOWED IN PRINT!
World-famous comedians Harry P. Ness and Mike Oxbent (think about it) have joined together to create over 1200 of the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest and most twisted and hilarious jokes ever. Read them at your leisure. But repeat them at your own risk.
When does a Cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first Brownie.
Why do men find it hard to make eye contact?
Because tits don't have eyes.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's black and crispy and comes on a stick?
Joan of Arc.
What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of a penis?
A man.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
How is a fat girl like a unicycle?
They're both fun to ride but nobody would be caught dead on one.
World-famous comedians Harry P. Ness and Mike Oxbent (think about it) have joined together to create over 1200 of the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest and most twisted and hilarious jokes ever. Read them at your leisure. But repeat them at your own risk.
When does a Cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first Brownie.
Why do men find it hard to make eye contact?
Because tits don't have eyes.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's black and crispy and comes on a stick?
Joan of Arc.
What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of a penis?
A man.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
How is a fat girl like a unicycle?
They're both fun to ride but nobody would be caught dead on one.
279 pages, Paperback
First published February 14, 2007
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March 30, 2015
I feel 3.5 stars. Some of the jokes I have heard and some you don't get or don't make sense. But I do have to say, there is so pretty funny jokes in there!
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