A sailor's tale of a twelve-month tour of duty on an RN warship in the 1950s recorded by Harry Craig who falls in love with a wren in is chased by an angry bull around the quarterdeck of his frigate; is stalked by a leopard and seduced by a grandmother in Sri Lanka; is rescued by two nuns when threatened by Mau-Mau warriors in Kenya; is re-united with the Wren he fell in love with in Malta when she joins the ship as a liaison officer; assists the SAS in ousting rebels from a mountain in Oman; saves a Russian harpooner from having her fingers amputated in the Red Sea; and is in serious trouble when the four ladies in his life are waiting for him on the quayside when the ship returns home.