Some people just stick to the bedroom - and the bed, for that matter - when it comes to having sex. But where's the fun in that?
Dan and Jennifer, resident sexcapaders of the very popular AskDanandJennifer.com website, offer 1,001 ideas for places to get it on in the United States. Broadening reader's horny horizons, Dan and Jennifer tackle all types of nookie hideaways like places where readers Complete with recommended positions for each locale as well as a rating system determining the Ecstasy Factor, Calorie Burn, Kink Level, and Risk Factor, this one-of-a-kind guide will get you going - in more ways than one.
1.86 rating??? Seriously? This book is pretty terrible....terribly entertaining. The suggestions range from wonderful (650. In a sleeping bag under the stars), to weirdly specific (568. Bungalow 3 in the Chateau Marmont), to weird (749. At the International Spy Museum), to just gross (198. In a porta-potty at an outdoor concert), and everything in between. Definitely worth 45 minutes of your life if you want a good chuckle at the absurdity.
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Despite the racy title, this is actually pretty anemic stuff from these Texan authors (same state that gave us the tattooed librarian calendar). This details ‘spots’ pretty broadly, so there are geographical locations (e.g., Niagara Falls) and also ‘places’ generally, like ‘the car,’ ‘a plane’ or ‘stopping by the woods on a snowy evening.’ Each locale is ranked on a scale of zero to five on ecstasy factor, calorie burn, kink level, and risk. Thus #161, “On the Bar after Last Call” carries a pretty low ecstasy factor, the risk is large. I don’t understand how anyone thinks they’ll get away with #860, “In an Empty Stadium on the Fifty Yard Line,” or the enjoyment of #698, “While Rolling Down a Hill Together Slowly” (that’s a real example). #512, “In a Lifeguard Chair Overlooking the Ocean” might be nice, but lacks appeal for our friends in Nebraska. I can personally attest to the all-around effectiveness of #474, “Downstairs in the Basement Making Believe the Power is Out and You’re Pretending to be the Electrician Guy and the Missus is in Slippers and a Kimono.” Or wait, was that something I saw on Hulu? I just can’t keep it straight.
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