Having lured a president into her bed in the Fictionwise humor-best seller “I’m Undead and I Vote,” Tiffany Golden will now be lured in turn to a vampire master’s castle. (Except that she insists on saying he invited her there, because “lured” is such a stereotype). There, she will find a vegetarian were-Maltese and her alpha werewolf mate, a vampire bride determined to become a licensed Realtor and, oh yes, the prospect of lasting love.