'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.There are the bloopers made by pupils in first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord.'And the gaffes of I open my mouth some fool speaks.'There are the letters from tender am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do except in self-defence.'As well as the proclamations of nursery things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small.'All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter.