Driving a taxi turns a driver into a driving psychiatrist, psychologist, veterinarian, friend, priest, arbitrator, mentor, liar, doctor, comedian, parent, counselor, mechanic, cynic, believer, doubter, hater, politician, lover, caretaker, Robin Hood and teller of silly stories... In driving a taxi, in almost any city, in any state, a driver comes across some of the most bizarre, interesting, weird, humbling and unusual circumstances imaginable. It is my hope that you are completely engulfed and entertained with these stories, both short and long. There will be no real political correctness, so the offensive nature of this book is told before you read it. If you are easily offended, don't read further and give this to a friend who'd appreciate it. If you are easily offended, you already know you wouldn't have bought this book. Don't complain to me or I'll just throw you out of my cab anyway. What happens when your daughter goes off to college? What happens when your husband is out of town? What happens when you let your wife go out with the girls? When your son is now on his own? What happened when you were in the taxi is now written here. Most of the names have been changed to protect the guilty.