Satisfaction Guaranteed: 350 Best Sex Tips Ever

by Lisa Sussman

For the sensuous modern woman who knows what she wants in bed and isn't afraid to ask for it, this collection of three hot little sex books includes the best-selling Over 100 Truly Astonishing Sex Tips , along with Over 100 Truly Explosive Tips and Sex Over 100 Truly Explosive Tips . "Two-in-one" orgasms, mental foreplay, exploring new pleasure zones, and reaching the orgasmic crescent - and that's just the first book! The advice ranges from the kinky (strategic use of mirrors) to the romantic (how to begin a lovemaking epic), from the practical (finding acupressure spots) to the passionate (emotional climaxing); together these "astonishing" and "explosive" tips are sure to lead to full-blown carnal bliss.

Hardcover

First published October 28, 2002

Reviews

[Warwick]

My top ten personal favourites from the ever-dependable Cosmo team:

1. To add an intriguing new sensation to lurve-making, try sprinkling Crunchy Nut Cornflakes over your sheets before getting down 'n' dirty! Not only will the feeling drive him wild, but they also make for a handy mid-sex snack if you need to replenish those sugars.

2. All men love a sense of mystery. Keep him guessing by remaining completely silent and motionless during sex. If he asks whether you're having a good time, look enigmatic and say, "In a sense."

3. If you want to take your oral game to the next level, try bringing a glass of icewater and a cup of boiling hot tea into the bedroom with you. Then before you start, throw both of them in his face and shout, "Surprise!" Surprise is the key to oral sex.

4. Next time you and your man are in a fancy restaurant, find an excuse to disappear to the ladies room and then slip your underwear off. When you get back to the table, simply drop them in his soup while asking, "Would sir like any more croutons?"

5. Recreate the illicit thrill of an affair by meeting in a hotel bar and using fake names. Draw out the sexual tension by refusing to acknowledge him even after your tryst is over, claiming not to recognize your kids and moving to Connecticut to live with a quantity surveyor called Malcolm.

6. Who doesn't wish they had a domineering Mr Grey in their life? Why not bring fifty shades of WA-HEY to your boudoir by "accidentally" destroying his prize record collection to invite a cheeky spanking! If he's unwilling to hit you, try insulting his family, mocking his physique and ridiculing his most cherished hopes and dreams until he finally snaps. Swoon!

7. Don't be afraid to spice things up with a little dirty talk! Try leaning close to his ear and whispering, "Mr Stoppard has now entered his box" to rev his engines. When things have really got underway and you're moments from climaxing, you can drive him wild by screaming, "The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"

8. A fun, sexy way to discover new ideas is to watch some naughty movies together. Remember to show off your familiarity with the genre by saying things like, “Backdoor Sluts 9 is so bad it makes Bondage Whores 4 look like Desperate Schoolgirls 8.”

9. If you're looking for a sexy outfit to wear, you can't go wrong with a classic naughty nurse! Surprise him with a "consultation" after work – and if he jumps at the chance to take you to bed, give him a wink and say, "Absolutely not, your blood pressure is 180 over 90 and in your condition there's every chance that prolonged physical exertion could bring on a serious aneurism."

10. Pop an oboe reed up his cock, and play him to completion! We recommend Brahms's Sonata No. 2 in E flat.

[Gary]

Lighthearted advice about sexuality and sexual positions - rated for difficulty and pleasure levels! Naturally I had to buy the hardback!