As a professional dog walker, the boy panicked when Princess, his best paying customer, and her priceless diamond-studded collar take a plunge in the sewer. He has no choice but to wade into the waste to find her. Could he make it through the dungeon of dog logs and bring Princess back alive? Original. (Digest)
A college kid probably got paid $20 to write this in an afternoon. Considering the investment of resources, this is probably pound-for-pound one of mankind's top five artistic creations.