Here you will find not "ineffable twaddle" but Sherlockian twaddle. There are three main sections, "Short Twaddle" consists of poems, toasts, three minute talks. The second section, "Serious Twaddle," contains "idle talk" that has been researched seriously. The third section, "Quiz Twaddle," taken from many quizzes given during Dr. Tolin's 15 years as official quizmaster of the Three Garridebs.