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If You Expect The Unexpected, Then It Won’t Be Unexpected Anymore: A Perfectly (Un)Expected Collection of Short Stories

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"If You Expect The Unexpected It Won't Be Expected Anymore" is Matty Millard's second book, and I can tell already - you don't know what to expect!

It's a selection of short stories, featuring the prize-winning short story "Weapons of Mass Destruction." Times Best Selling crime author Tim Weaver's comments on the story were “The clear winner. Brutal, funny, inventive, this cross between Grange Hill and The Hunger Games is wonderfully evoked. Its rules are clear, its characters fleshed out, there’s pace, tension and a suitably jet-black twist.”

Each of the five stories in this collection have a big twist. Some of the stories are funny, some are dark and some are spooky - so there's something for everyone!

Have you ever experienced the corrupted underground scene of high school conkers? Gambling, dirty dealings, blackmail?

Ever met the girl of your dreams but wondered whether she's a vampire?

Have you ever met a dragon... made of cake?

If not, get yourself involved in Matty's latest web of intrigue - and find out which has the most unexpected (or expected?) twist.

55 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 1, 2022

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Matty Millard

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Matty Millard is an off-the-wall fantasy author from Wolverhampton in England.

A rocker, football fan, mathemagician and lover of cake, Matty almost gets away with being a normal human being, but unfortunately his words defy him.

Writing merges grown-up humour with childish themes, quirky characters, unique plot-twists and general fun times. It should not be taken seriously.

His first novel "In That Other Dimension" was published in January 2014.

His short story "Weapons of Mass Destruction" won the GKBC International Short Story Competition in March 2014 and is due to be published in the anthology shortly. The story can be read here http://gkbcinc.com/gkbc-international...

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