WHAT WOULD YOU DO. .if you got an email intended for somebody else? Would you simply write back and tell the sender that he had the wrong address? That's what I used to do. Then I realized it would be so much more fun if I pretended to be the intended recipient. And so begins The Dog Ate My Gun, a cornucopia of crazy schemes, sick ideas and unforgivable lies-as well as cartoons, plays, poems and the true reason that the Bible fails to make any mention of dinosaurs.