Lourdes - millions of pilgrims, millions of pounds. All because one girl saw a vision.
Why not a vision in Moorecombe? The village hall fund need a boost.
Madonnas may work for the French or the Irish, but not in secular England. The Reverend Alworthy provides the answer. The Prime Minister must appear in the parish church, preferably in good time for the August Bank Holiday. The habitués of the Hunted Hind, sensing considerably profits, jump at the idea. Jimmy's a bit old, but he is the right size. In a dim light, with a bit of padding, a mask, a wig and a tape recorded fanfare, the vision appears before a few carefully selected witnesses.
It is the silly season. Wapping takes notes. So does News at Ten. Strange pilgrims- National Front, Militant, MP's, Tory voters throng the narrow streets of the village. Moorecombe is on the map. just as long as the conspirators can maintain secrecy
James Robertson was born and educated in Scotland. He studied law before working in advertising in London, Toronto and Johannesburg.
He is an author, broadcaster, historian, humourous columnist & contributor to a wide variety of newspapers and magazines in the UK, US and Australia
After working in advertising he became a pig and dairy farmer in South West England, contributed to agricultural journals and wrote a series of comic novels - the ‘Any Fool’ series. He returned to Scotland in 1991 since when he has concentrated on history.
As James Irvine Robertson, he writes articles and books largely relating to Scots history.