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Cunt in a Coffeeshop
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Meet Bob Sausage. Bob Sausage only needs two things. Sex and money.
That is, until he realises how very important staying alive is to those two—also very important—things are. And that last one’s under threat. He’s got a shotgun in his face and doesn’t want die today.
With violence, sex, violent sex, and acts of obscene violence towards … everybody … Bob Sausage is …
… a Cunt in a Coffeeshop.
#YouveBeenSausaged
Meet Bob Sausage. Bob Sausage only needs two things. Sex and money.
That is, until he realises how very important staying alive is to those two—also very important—things are. And that last one’s under threat. He’s got a shotgun in his face and doesn’t want die today.
With violence, sex, violent sex, and acts of obscene violence towards … everybody … Bob Sausage is …
… a Cunt in a Coffeeshop.
#YouveBeenSausaged
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Published April 10, 2022
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March 12, 2023
A good short, violent and hilarious, story.
I loved it!
“You’ve been sausaged,”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I loved it!
“You’ve been sausaged,”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
April 15, 2022
Brutally gruesome and also hilarious!
July 13, 2026
Bob Sausage is vile, hysterical, odd and despicable. But he should be famous. Tell everyone to read this book. We shall unite in the streets and make fingerguns while shouting ‘You’ve Been Sausaged’
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