The Cat That Shat (Rejected Children's Books

by Brad Gosse, Vector Toons (Illustrator)

There once was a cat.... That always shat. He shat on this. He shat on that. He shat on your brothers baseball bat. He shat on a rat. He shat on a mat. He shat on the desk of a lazy bureaucrat. He shat on a hat. He shat on a gnat. He shat on a man while he screamed.... Bumbaclat!. Wherever he went he left behind shat. He often shat wherever you sat. He even Shat. On the tail of a cat. One time he shat. On a jar of pork fat. Use a toilet? No! Said the cat. I’m a lazy cat. Who likes to lay flat. Your job is simple. To clean up my shat.

34 pages, Paperback

Published December 16, 2020

Reviews

[Bronwyn · Rating 2 out of 5]

My favorite part was when the cat shat on the lazy bureaucrat. There were a couple of times when the author used the incorrect tense of the word. Obviously they didn’t want to use the word shit, so they just made it grammatically incorrect.

Apparently, I checked my sense of humor at the door when I read this. Thanks go out to my brother for this book! 😒 His sense of humor remains intact.