Big Dick Energy

by louiseob

After months of successfully keeping Ginny Weasley away from happy hours with her coworkers, Hermione finally relents and allows her to tag along. Unfortunately, her crassest friend wants nothing more than to embarrass Hermione and (hopefully) get her and Draco sodding Malfoy into bed together one and for all.

Words:33698
Chapters:9/9
Ship: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy

Tags:
Eventual SmutPraise KinkSquirtingFemale EjaculationPiningCunnilingusCo-workersEnemies to Friends to LoversEnemies to LoversDirty TalkDirty ThoughtsSassy Pansy ParkinsonGay Theodore NottFluffFred Weasley LivesAuror Harry PotterAuror Draco MalfoyDMLE | Department of Magical Law Enforcement (Harry Potter)Hermione Granger & Ginny Weasley FriendshipPast Hermione Granger/Ron WeasleyDraco Malfoy & Harry Potter FriendshipDraco Malfoy Has a Large CockDraco Malfoy Has a CrushBanterMatchmaker Pansy ParkinsonCommunity: Dramione FanFiction ForumFluff and SmutFluff and HumorExplicit Sexual ContentExplicit LanguagePorn with FeelingsPorn With PlotOcclumency (Harry Potter)Past Hermione Granger/Viktor KrumPast Relationship(s)Past Draco Malfoy/Pansy ParkinsonHappy EndingIdiots in LoveComplete

Genres: Fan Fiction

107 pages, ebook

Published July 1, 2021

Reviews

[Susan · Rating 1 out of 5]

1⭐️/3.5🌶️

-It’s Ginevra, not Ginerva
-the pub talk was a bit much
-it’s were not we’re
-on what planet would Ginny & Harry name their dog Sirius
-even the most crass friends groups don’t talk like this
-Harry & Ginny were married, then switched to being engaged
-nobody can bang that much in that short amount of time
-THE BRUNCH 🙄

Listen, I get this fic is titled Big Dick Energy but even looking at this as porn with a plot (real loose use of that word) this wasn’t great. 100% of the relationships in this short story were 1 dimensional. Just…yikes.

[Jac_reads_books · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was super cute! The banter and joking between the group was top notch! 😂

[Emily L · Rating 3 out of 5]

Is what it is okay? Deliciously good smut. funny bits. Needs an edit for typos, the potential is there for more.

[R. Starr · Rating 5 out of 5]

Super quick read I don't know how something so spicy also ends up being so sweet.

[alyssa opré · Rating 1 out of 5]

Crap

[steph_readssometimes · Rating 4 out of 5]

4.5⭐

Okay this had no business being so delightful. I absolutely loved this! The banter is AMAZING - and this goes for the entire friends group. Gosh I loved the banter!

This was funny and delightful and spicy! And the ending was pure fluff.

[Julia]

I enjoyed it for the smut. That being said, all the little memories of Draco’s? I would read a 50 chapter fanfic on this particular Dramione pairing, and the epilogue speech was SO CUTE. Minimal character development but come on, we came for the smut and Louisob did not disappoint.