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Hard Aground, Again: The Incomplete Idiot's Guide to Doing Stupid Stuff With Boats (Boating Humor)
This book ALSO carries a 100% GUARANTEED RETURN POLICY.
We GUARANTEE if you RETURN this book, we will scrap our customer service POLICY. All kidding aside, we don't want irate customers posting really nasty reviews of our products, so if you are not 100% satisfied with this book, send a copy of your receipt and maybe a handwritten note explaining why you think this is the worst boating book ever to Slip None, Pair-A-Docks, Tortilla, BVIs. There is no one at that address - we made it up.
Now let's talk about this book you may or may not return. Hard Aground... Again is a collection of cruising and boating stories, offering a "stuck up" look at the underside of cruising and the frustrations "land-cuffed" sailors experience when our plans for coastal exploration and tropical destinations run aground on the shoals of family, finances and failing health. These columns first appeared in Carolina Cruising and Coastal Cruising Magazine , plus a number of other boating publications - all of which went out of business.
Hope you enjoy the book. But if not, email the author and ask for your money back.
We GUARANTEE if you RETURN this book, we will scrap our customer service POLICY. All kidding aside, we don't want irate customers posting really nasty reviews of our products, so if you are not 100% satisfied with this book, send a copy of your receipt and maybe a handwritten note explaining why you think this is the worst boating book ever to Slip None, Pair-A-Docks, Tortilla, BVIs. There is no one at that address - we made it up.
Now let's talk about this book you may or may not return. Hard Aground... Again is a collection of cruising and boating stories, offering a "stuck up" look at the underside of cruising and the frustrations "land-cuffed" sailors experience when our plans for coastal exploration and tropical destinations run aground on the shoals of family, finances and failing health. These columns first appeared in Carolina Cruising and Coastal Cruising Magazine , plus a number of other boating publications - all of which went out of business.
Hope you enjoy the book. But if not, email the author and ask for your money back.
180 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2003
67 people are currently reading
185 people want to read
About the author
Eddie Jones
37 books119 followersEddie is an award-winning author of middle-grade fiction with HarperCollins. Father of two boys, he's also a pirate at heart who loves to surf.
Eddie's middle grade series are wholesome reading with a flair for unexpected adventure. The Caden Chronicles series has a spooky but spiritual message based on real "monsters" in the Bible. The sixth book in the series, "Rumor of a Werewolf", released in June 2019 and is a finalist for the Selah awards in Middle Grade fiction.
"The Caribbean Chronicles" is a time-travel pirate adventure series based on a boy who suffers from absence seizures. The third book, "The End of Calico Jack", released September 2019 and is a finalist for the Selah award in Young Adult fiction. All of Eddie's pirate and "monster" mystery books are award-winners.
An avid sailor with a great sense of humor, Eddie has been married to a girl he met at a stoplight in West Palm Beach during spring break many, many years ago.
Awards for Middle Grade and YA novels
* Winner of the Selah award for tween / teen mysteries
* INSPY Award
* Moonbeam Children's Book Award
Readers Are Leaders - Buy a Boy a Book!
WritersCoach.us
Eddiejones.org
eddie@eddiejones.org
Twitter.com/EddieJonesTweet
Facebook.com/EddieJonesHumor
Instagram.com/authoreddiejones
Eddie's middle grade series are wholesome reading with a flair for unexpected adventure. The Caden Chronicles series has a spooky but spiritual message based on real "monsters" in the Bible. The sixth book in the series, "Rumor of a Werewolf", released in June 2019 and is a finalist for the Selah awards in Middle Grade fiction.
"The Caribbean Chronicles" is a time-travel pirate adventure series based on a boy who suffers from absence seizures. The third book, "The End of Calico Jack", released September 2019 and is a finalist for the Selah award in Young Adult fiction. All of Eddie's pirate and "monster" mystery books are award-winners.
An avid sailor with a great sense of humor, Eddie has been married to a girl he met at a stoplight in West Palm Beach during spring break many, many years ago.
Awards for Middle Grade and YA novels
* Winner of the Selah award for tween / teen mysteries
* INSPY Award
* Moonbeam Children's Book Award
Readers Are Leaders - Buy a Boy a Book!
WritersCoach.us
Eddiejones.org
eddie@eddiejones.org
Twitter.com/EddieJonesTweet
Facebook.com/EddieJonesHumor
Instagram.com/authoreddiejones
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January 30, 2022
I'm ready to cruise and explore the Carolinas!
Oh so true! Eddie Jones tackles the trials and tribulations of boating with great humor and acceptance of the realities of life! We all see the stunning boats on beautiful summer days and dream of the relaxing glamour......it rarely is! If it can break, it will. If you put off repairing or replacing something, it will fail at the worst possible time.....redundancy should be mandated!!!
I think this year we will cruise the ICW and explore the Carolinas!
Oh so true! Eddie Jones tackles the trials and tribulations of boating with great humor and acceptance of the realities of life! We all see the stunning boats on beautiful summer days and dream of the relaxing glamour......it rarely is! If it can break, it will. If you put off repairing or replacing something, it will fail at the worst possible time.....redundancy should be mandated!!!
I think this year we will cruise the ICW and explore the Carolinas!
September 17, 2025
Just bla
Didn't like how it was written. The topic was questionable. Not recommended if your not into sailing or really really want to be bored
Didn't like how it was written. The topic was questionable. Not recommended if your not into sailing or really really want to be bored
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