Kissing the Coronavirus Chronicles

Kissing the Coronavirus #1-3 + 4

by M.J. Edwards

A horny, sex-starved scientist getting off on a Covid-19 sample... an orthodontist who finds herself in the threesome to end all threesomes... an intense fling aboard an aircraft that is the catalyst for another virus mutation... An answer to one of literatures greatest ever mysteries... all contained within one book! Kissing the Coronavirus Chronicles contains all three legendary books, plus an exclusive, never before seen bookend to the series.

Featuring:
Kissing the Coronavirus
Kissing the Coronavirus 2: The Second Wave
Kissing the Coronavirus 3: The Mutant Strain
Kissing the Coronavirus: The Legend of Dr Ashingtonford

52 pages, Kindle Edition

Published April 13, 2021

Reviews

[Marc *Dark Reader with a Thousand Young! Iä!* · Rating 4 out of 5]

Somehow I went two whole weeks before learning of the release of the third book in this series, Kissing the Coronavirus 3: The Mutant Strain AND this special collected edition, which includes all three prior stories, and an EXCLUSIVE bonus story to satisfy all readers' curiosity:

Kissing the Coronavirus: The Legend of Dr Ashingtonford

Finally, the secret of what happened to Dr Alexa Ashingtonford, whose horniness, thicc ass and perfect boobs unwittingly led to the creation of Covid, a living, sentient embodiment of SARS-CoV-2, following the end of the original Kissing the Coronavirus, can be revealed. Immediately following the first book,

The poor sexy scientist had been lying on the floor for two straight days, the pool of semen crystalising around her so that, once she was eventually found by a man called Nigel, she had to be chiseled free.

The sentient being known as Covid proved to be a dick, and not just of the "big, flapping penis" variety. He roamed the entire world AND England, ensuring that incautious people would continue to be infected.

A handshake, a kiss, a cheeky handjob behind a fish and chip shop dustbin, it didn't matter to Covid.

This story was . . . not very good. Sigh. This story lacked the well-judged comedic elements that made the rest of the series endearing. It was shorter, it had several grammatical errors, and it was sadly unerotic.

Her heart hammered.
Her stomach squealed.
Her vagina belched.

Dr Ashingtonford's fate is rather sad and lonely, I'm sorry to report.

Oh well! This series remains at the top of the leaderboard out of all self-published coronavirus erotica available on Amazon that I am aware of.

Now that I think about it, there's not much need to buy this collection if it remains priced at $3.99; the other three stories are each only 99 cents, and this collection lacks one of the best parts of the series, namely the author's personal saga as disclosed in the author's notes and dedications throughout her oeuvre One final but less salacious detail is disclosed here, in a new author's note which is unfortunately printed twice in a row; she got her sister-fucking ex-husband's motorcycle in the divorce. Score.

Check out all of my Kissing the Coronavirus reviews, if you dare:
Kissing the Coronavirus
Kissing the Coronavirus2: The Second Wave
Kissing the Coronavirus 3: The Mutant Strain
And the author's other work:
Penetrated by the President's Twitter Feed
I F*cking Hate Zoom Quizzes

[Charlotte (Bogrejser) · Rating 4 out of 5]

Læst ifm. 🌶️-bogklubben

Den her bog burde ikke eksistere. Den er frygteligt dårligt skrevet, der er ikke engang skyggen af et plot eller sammenhæng, og alle ... proportioner .. er helt hen i vejret. Alligevel har jeg aldrig grint så meget over en bog - uden tvivl den sjoveste bog, jeg har læst i år, og det tæller vel også for noget.

[Anna.Galaxy · Rating 5 out of 5]

I learned everything. From things about cars to things about tables. All of it. I am so thankful.

[Lisa]

I read this for the lols and it did not disappoint in delivering them.

It’s not often I laugh out loud while reading a book but this was the funniest thing I’ve possibly ever read.

It’s awful and shouldn’t exist, yet it does. Read it and share the shame and regret with friends.

[Siobhan Leahy · Rating 4 out of 5]

What have I just read? I'm not sure if I loved it or hated it. Poorly written, and in bad taste but puts a smile on your face and a flush to your cheeks. Fun 'guilty secret' read!

[aimée · Rating 3 out of 5]

a masterpiece

[Signe S. Brummerstedt · Rating 2 out of 5]

Read for the spice bookclub.

I mean this was definitely a fun read, but I would also very much like to forget all about it.

[Linda · Rating 2 out of 5]

1,5

[Nikki Deeley · Rating 5 out of 5]

Simply wonderful 😂 this series is one of the best things to come out of this shitty situation - is it awful? Yes! Is it trashy? Yes! Is it hilarious? Absolutely 😂 Makes me laugh every time, not a great piece of literature but let’s be honest, anything that makes you laugh out loud is worth a decent review right? 😂 Also super glad she’s got her ex-husbands motorbike ✌️

[Bethany Ames · Rating 4 out of 5]

An absolute hilarious parody series of spicy romance novels. Had my boyfriend and I in tears over the over-the-top dumb descriptions (slippery like a fat guy on a water slide) and insane exploits (a hotdog in her “pleasure palace” was or favorite). You have to go into this knowing it’s a parody and not an actual, serious romance novel.

[Baroness Ekat]

4 “plot-what-plot” stories.

I laughed my way through and cannot help but compare to the writing of Rocky Flintstone. Graphic, unimaginable and hysterical.

Totally worth paying $3.99 for the collection to laugh that much. Though not sure how to rate this in stars.

[Natasha · Rating 5 out of 5]

I can't believe that's the end of the series...

I'll definitely miss the Kissing the Coronavirus books.


She better write other stuff, otherwise I'm going to be extremely bored.

[Lily · Rating 4 out of 5]

I knew that this book would be awful, but it was so hilarious. Ridiculously hilarious. I had fun reading this.

[El · Rating 1 out of 5]

Finished for the sake of getting this off my mind. Each entry went steadily downhill and the extra story was... Well, it was made up of words and that's all I'll say.

[RealXHamster4 · Rating 4 out of 5]

Sex deprived women, horny 24/7 and lots of 🍆 (big! as mentioned several times) If you're a guy and insecure about your size...I wouldn't advice reading it. Book 3 was most enjoyable for me 😈

[Andrea · Rating 2 out of 5]

Well… i had to read it didn’t i? It was not great to say the least, but it was funny and entertaining😅 will not read again though or recommend

[Liz · Rating 1 out of 5]

Uh…

[Heather · Rating 2 out of 5]

Absolute trash if you want something legit. But its hilarious in its stupidity.

[Desaray Gomes · Rating 5 out of 5]

I loved and hated it and wish I could take back reading, but also wishing I could read it for the first time once more.

[selin · Rating 5 out of 5]

i dont think i was intellectually ready for this book

[emotional support kindle · Rating 2 out of 5]

It was very unhinged, but it was actually very easy to read

[Kiiwee · Rating 3 out of 5]

I cannot in good conscious give this loose definition of a book more than 2 stars. However, I will say that I thoroughly enjoyed every second of this complete nonsense. Almost every other line was screen-grabbed and posted into my group chat, or read aloud for a dramatic rendition. The entertainment value was incredible, and I found the very loose grasp of real words hilarious. 10/10 for sheer hilarity, although it does make me deeply question our species as a whole. The 'book' should not exist, but I am oh so happy that it does.

[Laura · Rating 1 out of 5]

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[Erin Samuel · Rating 3 out of 5]

Hear me out… It was really funny. It is definitely cringy and different but man did I laugh out loud constantly while reading!

[Adrian Jimenez · Rating 3 out of 5]

Amy Amyson