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Ball Games #7
Birthing Balls
THE TURNERS RETURN...
Lindsay and Beth’s pregnancies progress, with Beth looking like a supermodel and Lindsay looking like…well…Buddha. Meanwhile, a panicking Tyler practices being a dad by borrowing a fake baby…
Dora anticipates a sexy surprise, except that's not what happens, leading to unwanted attention from an old friend of Tim's. With this, and her about to be a grandma, Dora decides maybe it's time to start playing bingo and give up on trying to look good.
With a strange jogger-wearing mother appearing, Cam and Beth once again unite to get revenge. This time on the man causing Dora’s misery.
It’s yet another round of chaos from the Turner family and friends.
Series Order:
Balls
Snow Balls
New Balls Please
Balls Fore
Jingle Balls
Curve Balls
Birthing Balls
Balls Up
Lindsay and Beth’s pregnancies progress, with Beth looking like a supermodel and Lindsay looking like…well…Buddha. Meanwhile, a panicking Tyler practices being a dad by borrowing a fake baby…
Dora anticipates a sexy surprise, except that's not what happens, leading to unwanted attention from an old friend of Tim's. With this, and her about to be a grandma, Dora decides maybe it's time to start playing bingo and give up on trying to look good.
With a strange jogger-wearing mother appearing, Cam and Beth once again unite to get revenge. This time on the man causing Dora’s misery.
It’s yet another round of chaos from the Turner family and friends.
Series Order:
Balls
Snow Balls
New Balls Please
Balls Fore
Jingle Balls
Curve Balls
Birthing Balls
Balls Up
- GenresNovella
110 pages, Kindle Edition
First published September 7, 2017
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46 people want to read
About the author
Andie M. Long
110 books1,080 followersAndie M. Long is the author of multiple titles including the popular Supernatural Dating Agency series.
When not writing, or editing for other authors, she spends her time drinking coffee and eating far too many Toblerones. She adores her whippet, Bella, and is tormented frequently by her OH and her teenage son.
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When not writing, or editing for other authors, she spends her time drinking coffee and eating far too many Toblerones. She adores her whippet, Bella, and is tormented frequently by her OH and her teenage son.
She adores the book community, chatting with likeminded people who don't roll their eyes when she talks books, unlike the OH and teenage son...
Sign up to Andie's weekly newsletter here: http://www.subscribepage.com/f8v2u5 and get a FREE copy of DATING SUCKS. The short story prequel to The Vampire wants a Wife - EXCLUSIVE to subscribers.
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September 9, 2017
Favorite Quotes:
May, Lindsay’s sixth month of pregnancy. My vitamin fruit smoothie is by my side. Yes, she’s pregnant but I’m the one in need of vitamins, and a new set of genitals.
So a tip for you guys. If you need a rest from the baby stuff, either being bored by them going on and on about babies, or if you’re worn down to the point of exhaustion by their libido. Get man flu. I repeat say you have man flu. This can be our little secret… maybe I’ll even stretch it to ten days. Depends on how long it takes for my genitals and thighs to recover. And on that note somehow I need to get down to the kitchen for another vitamin drink to build up my strength.
“I saw you at Christmas.” Dora winks at her daughter… “When I was doing the trimming up for the Christmas display. I had to avert my gaze from the window… Not surprised she’s marrying him,” Dora adds and holds her hands wide apart.
“Happy birthday, Cam.” She hands over an envelope which has cash stuffed in it. “I left Ty to sort your gift so he basically just went around the house, picked up any stray money he could find and he put it in a card he found in my kitchen drawer which you’ll find is a Christmas card. You could have £500 or loose change amounting to 67p, I have no idea, and I’m sorry, Cam, but I’m too tired to care. When I’ve had the baby, I’ll treat you to something nice.”
… a tiny sip of wine will not cause damage to a baby. Whereas looking at your face and your attitude it looks like your own mother drank herself into oblivion after shagging Quasimodo.
My Review:
Andie M. Long’s bawdy humor has once again provided me with an afternoon of respite to giggle-snort and bark aloud with glee. I have smirked my way through all seven installments of this delightfully mischievous and mirth-filled series. The man-child Ty, continues to enjoy his success as a YouTube sensation, and is wisely capitalizing on his girlfriend’s pregnancy by writing a Bewildered Baby Daddy book of his experiences; his inner musings and insights are nothing short of hilarity. Dora, ever the hot mess, continues to provide her own special blend of comic relief and embarrassment to her adult children with her shenanigans and colorful antics. I adore this eccentric oddball family and want this series to continue on until Dora requires placement in a nursing home, where she would most likely terrorize and entertain the staff in equal measure.
May, Lindsay’s sixth month of pregnancy. My vitamin fruit smoothie is by my side. Yes, she’s pregnant but I’m the one in need of vitamins, and a new set of genitals.
So a tip for you guys. If you need a rest from the baby stuff, either being bored by them going on and on about babies, or if you’re worn down to the point of exhaustion by their libido. Get man flu. I repeat say you have man flu. This can be our little secret… maybe I’ll even stretch it to ten days. Depends on how long it takes for my genitals and thighs to recover. And on that note somehow I need to get down to the kitchen for another vitamin drink to build up my strength.
“I saw you at Christmas.” Dora winks at her daughter… “When I was doing the trimming up for the Christmas display. I had to avert my gaze from the window… Not surprised she’s marrying him,” Dora adds and holds her hands wide apart.
“Happy birthday, Cam.” She hands over an envelope which has cash stuffed in it. “I left Ty to sort your gift so he basically just went around the house, picked up any stray money he could find and he put it in a card he found in my kitchen drawer which you’ll find is a Christmas card. You could have £500 or loose change amounting to 67p, I have no idea, and I’m sorry, Cam, but I’m too tired to care. When I’ve had the baby, I’ll treat you to something nice.”
… a tiny sip of wine will not cause damage to a baby. Whereas looking at your face and your attitude it looks like your own mother drank herself into oblivion after shagging Quasimodo.
My Review:
Andie M. Long’s bawdy humor has once again provided me with an afternoon of respite to giggle-snort and bark aloud with glee. I have smirked my way through all seven installments of this delightfully mischievous and mirth-filled series. The man-child Ty, continues to enjoy his success as a YouTube sensation, and is wisely capitalizing on his girlfriend’s pregnancy by writing a Bewildered Baby Daddy book of his experiences; his inner musings and insights are nothing short of hilarity. Dora, ever the hot mess, continues to provide her own special blend of comic relief and embarrassment to her adult children with her shenanigans and colorful antics. I adore this eccentric oddball family and want this series to continue on until Dora requires placement in a nursing home, where she would most likely terrorize and entertain the staff in equal measure.
September 10, 2017
5 + hilarious stars
This series could be written about my family. Totally embarrassing; extremely inappropriate and bloomin’ hilariously cringy.
I love every character but I think my favourite is Dora; her personality is so funny and extreme. She loves her family to the extreme but is so relatable. I feel for Lindsey, Tyler's other half and her over-due pregnancy; again totally relatable.
This WHOLE series of books are very quick reads and have been addictive and I hope there are plenty more to come. Andie M Long is a great author, well done on another success.
This series could be written about my family. Totally embarrassing; extremely inappropriate and bloomin’ hilariously cringy.
I love every character but I think my favourite is Dora; her personality is so funny and extreme. She loves her family to the extreme but is so relatable. I feel for Lindsey, Tyler's other half and her over-due pregnancy; again totally relatable.
This WHOLE series of books are very quick reads and have been addictive and I hope there are plenty more to come. Andie M Long is a great author, well done on another success.
September 29, 2017
In this book, the characters from this series are back. Cam, Dora, Beth, Lindsey, Tim and Tyler. In this book we get to see how Lindsey’s pregnancy progresses and how Tyler copes with the mood swings and his YouTube fame. We get to see Dora and Tim’s relationship once again. With the added stress of Dora dealing with Tim’s pervy friend from the past. Although we only get a brief view of Cam and Dylan, their love is stronger then ever.
I think Tyler is hilarious. I do like him but I did feel sorry for Lindsey. With the way her pregnancy was going, the last thing she needed was Tyler documenting everything to share with his fans. Yes, I know it was his job and he was helping others with his books and YouTube channel but I was amused that Lindsey threw books at him… I would’ve too! I like Dora and Tim but I have to admit that they annoy me. I can cope with Dora and her over the top ways. I love the love she has for her family. I don’t like how oblivious Tim is. I don’t think he was doing it purposely, he probably doesn’t even know he is doing it. He doesn’t seem to take his wife’s feelings into consideration the majority of the time.
Tyler and the fake baby situation amused me.
My only complaint/disappointment was that there wasn’t enough of Beth and Camille in this book. I needed more of them, especially Cam.
The storyline for this book is easy to follow and an enjoyable addition to this series. I hope for more books from this series.
I think Tyler is hilarious. I do like him but I did feel sorry for Lindsey. With the way her pregnancy was going, the last thing she needed was Tyler documenting everything to share with his fans. Yes, I know it was his job and he was helping others with his books and YouTube channel but I was amused that Lindsey threw books at him… I would’ve too! I like Dora and Tim but I have to admit that they annoy me. I can cope with Dora and her over the top ways. I love the love she has for her family. I don’t like how oblivious Tim is. I don’t think he was doing it purposely, he probably doesn’t even know he is doing it. He doesn’t seem to take his wife’s feelings into consideration the majority of the time.
Tyler and the fake baby situation amused me.
My only complaint/disappointment was that there wasn’t enough of Beth and Camille in this book. I needed more of them, especially Cam.
The storyline for this book is easy to follow and an enjoyable addition to this series. I hope for more books from this series.
September 9, 2017
It goes without saying that I'm a huge fan of this series and was so excited to read this book. We are back with the Turner family and we meet them all again, growing up, learning to deal with being older and others dealing with being pregnant etc. This book was an absolute hoot. I was snorting and laughing and also going ahhhhh as well. You get a short/quick read but there is all the humour and laughter that you get in all the books throughout the series. Fans of the series will love this instalment to the series, if you haven't read this series, then why not?!
September 8, 2017
Birthing Balls by Andie M Long a five-star read that will make you snort. This is the seventh book in the Balls series, and it can be read as a stand-alone but I would recommend reading in order as they are amazing and you really do get the whole Balls experience, and it’s not one you would want to miss. This was amazing, and I am so excited for book 8, as I have a feeling something else is coming. This book was so amazing, I was reading in bed with my husband downstairs, he came up with a right face on and complained I was reading to loudly as I was snorting my head off, and he couldn’t hear the internet V-logger he was watching. (Which if you read the series you will know is what Tyler does, this just caused more snorting and an eventual asthma attack). It was worth every second, this book was that good.
I can’t put words into enough sense to show how funny this book is!! The Turner family are all such great characters they all have their own foibles but they are amazing. It’s like watching a real family drama, if you have a family like mine then you can laugh because for once it’s not your family being the idiots, if you haven’t read this series why not? go buy them all now!!
I can’t put words into enough sense to show how funny this book is!! The Turner family are all such great characters they all have their own foibles but they are amazing. It’s like watching a real family drama, if you have a family like mine then you can laugh because for once it’s not your family being the idiots, if you haven’t read this series why not? go buy them all now!!
September 9, 2017
Another hilarious addition to the Balls Series! Review to follow!
September 10, 2017
I was so excited to visit with the Turner's again and this newest addition to the series didn't disappoint. Birthing Balls sees the crazy Turner family through two pregnancies and naturally, chaos is bound to happen. Momma Turner, Dora, is prominent in this one and that's always a treat as she gets herself into some sticky situations. Like the rest of the series, Birthing Balls is witty and fun, and it's absolutely hilarious. With two pregnancies, celebrating a recent wedding, planning an upcoming wedding, a bumbling admirer and his unwanted advances, and nutty Dora trying to find her place, the story is one laugh after another and perfect for light-hearted pick me up.
Each book can be read as a standalone, but I would recommend reading in order, so you don't miss out on any of this wacky family's antics. The books are all quick, fun reads that can easily be read in one sitting, which is a good thing because I couldn't put this one down!
Each book can be read as a standalone, but I would recommend reading in order, so you don't miss out on any of this wacky family's antics. The books are all quick, fun reads that can easily be read in one sitting, which is a good thing because I couldn't put this one down!
September 9, 2017
I absolutely loved this one. This is the last book in this series and it was absolutely amazing. This book is full of humor, tears and very special moments. Absolutely everything you would want in a book. It is very well written with great character chemistry. I absolutely love how all the characters get along with each other and share special moments together. My favorite character in all these books has been Dora. This one she is amazing. I absolutely love how she tries to make an evening for her and her husband and it goes the wrong direction. But that is one of the best part of this book. There are so many different amazing parts in this book. I absolutely love Andie and her writing. I honestly wish there were going to be more books from this family. I highly recommend grabbing this series. I guarantee you will laugh and cry and absolutely enjoy every page of these books.
September 10, 2017
Ohhhh my goodness, I SO much enjoyed this latest book from the Ball Games series! The Turner family is hilarious. Every book has pulled me further into their insanity and I have enjoyed the ride! I loved catching up with every character and I empathized with poor Lindsay. She was miserable through out her pregnancy and then Beth was completely opposite. That is so much like real life and every pregnancy is different with each woman. I also loved that the Kid Zone raised money and drew attention to a worthwhile charity. My girl crush on Dora has now intensified after reading Birthing Balls. She is the epitome of who I want to be and I'm also proud to say that I am already like her in many ways. Thank you Andie M. Long for developing a strong female character that is the matriarch of a family that loves every quirky quality she possesses!
September 19, 2017
The Turner Family is back and funnier than ever! Birthing Balls is book number seven in the Balls Series and they are all hilarious!! I definitely recommend you read them all to get the complete Turner Family experience. This is a well written story with well developed characters and a laugh out loud till you snort (accidentally of course) book. Just try not to read this book in public otherwise you might get interrupted and asked about what you are reading. (happened to me at the Doctor's office) My favorite parts of this book is the inner dialogue of Tyler, it's so funny! Birthing Balls is another 5-star hilarious entertaining book! I can't wait to see what this author comes up with next. I voluntarily reviewed an advanced reader copy of this book.
September 10, 2017
Another hilarious installment with the Turner clan. As Dora and Tim anticipate the birth of their first grandchild, they also celebrate their elopement having shocked their family that they finally got married. Tyler’s online business is booming while Lindsay struggles with her pregnancy and her identity now that she isn’t working. Beth makes it worse as her pregnancy is a breeze. As always, there is crazy family drama full of fun, wit and humor as this eclectic family bands together to face all trials, tribulations and happy moments of their lives. I voluntarily read an ARC of this book and this is my honest review.
November 4, 2019
I've said this before but I'm going to have to admit that right now this is my favourite book in the series. There is still one more novella to go and to be honest in my opinion, the stories keep getting better and better.
I laughed out loud many times whilst reading Birthing Balls. I think that Andie has done another fabulous job of writing a short story that doesn't lack in any way. There is lots going on in this book and I think the title may just give you a bit of a clue what some of that could be! Be prepared for all the Turner family antics that you've grown to expect and love in this series, and a bit of ahhhhing too!
I laughed out loud many times whilst reading Birthing Balls. I think that Andie has done another fabulous job of writing a short story that doesn't lack in any way. There is lots going on in this book and I think the title may just give you a bit of a clue what some of that could be! Be prepared for all the Turner family antics that you've grown to expect and love in this series, and a bit of ahhhhing too!
September 11, 2017
Great addition to this series.
I love Nora’s hilarious exploits – and while I’m glad she’s not my mom, it entertains me to no end that I can read about someone like her. It was great to see the babies be born. Ty’s blogging went to entertaining extremes, particularly with using the man flu as an excuse to avoid shagging his baby mama.
This family is full of entertainment, laughter and love – and it’s such a joy reading these books.
I received an advanced reader copy of this book and voluntarily provided this honest review.
I love Nora’s hilarious exploits – and while I’m glad she’s not my mom, it entertains me to no end that I can read about someone like her. It was great to see the babies be born. Ty’s blogging went to entertaining extremes, particularly with using the man flu as an excuse to avoid shagging his baby mama.
This family is full of entertainment, laughter and love – and it’s such a joy reading these books.
I received an advanced reader copy of this book and voluntarily provided this honest review.
September 14, 2017
This is my second Ball Games book and I can't wait to go back and read the others I have missed. This one was hilarious!! A word of caution, I would not read this out in public if you don't want to get strange looks from strangers. Why would that happen, you might ask. You will be laughing out loud so much people might wonder what's going on with you. I loved this one and definitely recommend it to anyone who wants a good laugh and great perspectives on pregnancy.
*I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of this book. This is my honest review.*
*I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of this book. This is my honest review.*
September 24, 2017
Once again the Turner Family will take you to another fun ride just like they know how to. Prepare yourself to read a fast pace hilarious short story.
This is the seventh installment of this funny series, this is a standalone short story, but if you really want to experience the Turner Family I recommend for you to read the other six books, you will laugh and love the Turners just like I do.
Andie M. Long has done it again and has delivered another exceptional story.
I voluntarily review an Advance Reader Copy of this book
This is the seventh installment of this funny series, this is a standalone short story, but if you really want to experience the Turner Family I recommend for you to read the other six books, you will laugh and love the Turners just like I do.
Andie M. Long has done it again and has delivered another exceptional story.
I voluntarily review an Advance Reader Copy of this book
May 11, 2019
This series continues to make me laugh out loud. The Turner family and friends are a fabulous bunch and I loving reading more of their antics.
This time, Dora is getting some unwanted attention and I first bumped when Cam took control and gave Derek the shock of his life. Tyler’s escapades with “Baby” are hilarious. His excerpts from his book and YouTube channel were eye-watering funny, and I could so see my husband muttering the same as him when I was pregnant.
Highly recommend this laugh a minute series.
This time, Dora is getting some unwanted attention and I first bumped when Cam took control and gave Derek the shock of his life. Tyler’s escapades with “Baby” are hilarious. His excerpts from his book and YouTube channel were eye-watering funny, and I could so see my husband muttering the same as him when I was pregnant.
Highly recommend this laugh a minute series.
September 28, 2017
Our favourite disfunctional family are back and are more hilarious than ever. All our favourite characters are there and some of the situations they find themselves in had me laughing to the point that my cheeks hurt. I really love watching this family grow and love all the characters. If you fancy a light hearted, easy, funny as hell, quick read then this is the book/series for you.
I voluntarily read an advanced readers copy of this book.
I voluntarily read an advanced readers copy of this book.
November 23, 2019
This is pregnancy as only Tyler and Lindsay could do it. There’s laughter, there’s tears, there’s a whole lot of swearing. And in the end, there’s also a whole lot of love in this quirky, zany clan of misfits. In the middle of it all, Dora’s having an identity crisis, Beth is experiencing the world’s easiest pregnancy, and Cam is just trying to keep her world from spinning out of control.
I received a complimentary copy of this book through Booksprout in the box set.
I received a complimentary copy of this book through Booksprout in the box set.
September 8, 2017
OMG. I so emjoyed this book. I laughed so much reading this book. All the characters are great. I loved the scences with the fake baby. It was great how they got even with the guy harrassing their mother. I love Tyler and his thoughts while writing his book about fatherhood. I hope more books come from this series. I received ARC of this book.
September 15, 2017
Once again the author has created a laugh out loud, true to life story. With two pregnancies happening things are bound to get interesting. Tyler has some classic lines whilst trying to write a book and maintain his blog about being a baby daddy. His poor partner, Lindsay, however is suffering and its made worse by seeing beth having a perfect pregnancy. Isn't it always the way? Dora finds herself in trouble and it knocks her for six, could this be the end of the flamboyant mother that everyone loves? As mentioned in the blurb the chaos of the Turner family is back for round seven.
This series is a laugh out loud, cringeworthy, completely awesome piece of comedy and realism. The characters say it like it is and I'm sure that anyone who has read the series can relate to the characters at some point. I'm sad to see that there will only be one more book to complete the series but I also can't wait to see what the Turner family have in store for us.
This series is a laugh out loud, cringeworthy, completely awesome piece of comedy and realism. The characters say it like it is and I'm sure that anyone who has read the series can relate to the characters at some point. I'm sad to see that there will only be one more book to complete the series but I also can't wait to see what the Turner family have in store for us.
September 18, 2017
This is the seventh book in the Ball Games series. It's better read as a series, but can be a standalone. If you read the series you get to know all the family members. This book was so funny to read. It will make your day. A well written book with great characters. I received an advance copy and voluntarily chose to review it.
January 1, 2018
Must read feel Good laugh out loud! The Balls series are a MUST!!
OMG..I was laughing so hard. Protective and CRA CRA Turner family and loved ones.
Lindsay, has a rough go of it and late.
Beth breezes through and delivers early
Mum Dora is as Unique as ever.
Highly recommend this book and series.
Author Andie M Long is a go to for smiles; laughter and DESTRESS!!
OMG..I was laughing so hard. Protective and CRA CRA Turner family and loved ones.
Lindsay, has a rough go of it and late.
Beth breezes through and delivers early
Mum Dora is as Unique as ever.
Highly recommend this book and series.
Author Andie M Long is a go to for smiles; laughter and DESTRESS!!
September 9, 2017
Such a short, fun read! The Turners are a wacky bunch who will have you laughing out loud. The situations they find themselves in are so unreal you can't help but laugh. This family continues to bring me a lot of laughs. This is a light, quick read. Such a fun series!
September 11, 2017
The Turners might be one of my favorite families of all time!! They are hilarious but the love they have for each other is bigger than their antics.
Dora's eccentricity, Lindsey's difficult pregnancy, Tyler's vlogging, and Cam's protectiveness kept me laughing from beginning to end!
*This is my voluntary review of an advanced reader copy*
Dora's eccentricity, Lindsey's difficult pregnancy, Tyler's vlogging, and Cam's protectiveness kept me laughing from beginning to end!
*This is my voluntary review of an advanced reader copy*
September 10, 2017
Great story!
I loved the chance to find out about the babies! This author has created such wonderful characters and as each story releases it is like a chance to visit with friends. This author is just so talented! Highly recommend this book!
I loved the chance to find out about the babies! This author has created such wonderful characters and as each story releases it is like a chance to visit with friends. This author is just so talented! Highly recommend this book!
September 16, 2017
AS ALWAYS ANDIE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME SMILE WITH THIS SERIES. I LOVE THIS SERIES AND NEVER WANT IT TO END. IN THIS BOOK WE SEE MORE OF THE LADIES IN THE BOOK AND HOW THEY ARE PROGRESSING THROUGH THEIR PREGNANCIES. I HAVE TO SAY LOVED HOW THE TURNER FAMILY GET RID OF AN UNWANTED PEST.
September 19, 2017
Here is book seven in this funny series. We get all the wonderful characters in this book. We see how they are doing and what is going on in their lives. This is a fast read and I laughed so much. You need the six before but this series is so worth it.
September 26, 2017
I was given an ARC in exchange of a honest review.
Ahahahaha, I can't stop laughing!!! This book was really funny!!! I loved it!!!
I liked the idea of Ty's book and the different POVs were perfect!
I can't wait to read the next book in this series!!!
Ahahahaha, I can't stop laughing!!! This book was really funny!!! I loved it!!!
I liked the idea of Ty's book and the different POVs were perfect!
I can't wait to read the next book in this series!!!
September 10, 2017
I absolutely love this series! and Birthing Balls is no exception. I laughed so much the tears ran and my sides hurt.
I voluntarily reviewed an Advanced Reader Copy of this book.
I voluntarily reviewed an Advanced Reader Copy of this book.
October 17, 2017
This series is always fun. There are multiple pregnant women in this one. Chaos is a good word for this family of characters! They are always a riot to read!
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