The author develops a new theory on the unintended evolved architecture of the English language. We know from more than 3.5 billion years of biological evolution that there are unintentional processes at work in nature that engineer highly complex machines. A computer programmer sits at a drawing board and designs a language from beginning to end. It would be surprising if human language did not take shape in ways different from what etymologists describe. Words are material objects subject to being manipulated in any way. Who or what would be interested, and why? This book is for the people of Earth who witnessed the emergence of computers.