A collection of strange meanderings by New Zealand writer David Haywood. "Apposite, biting and very funny." -- Keri Hulme, Booker Prize-winning author of 'The Bone People' "Hugely enjoyable... terribly, terribly funny." -- Kim Hill, Radio New Zealand "One of the best new writers to come on the scene for quite a while." -- Denis Welch, (former) Deputy-editor New Zealand Listener "Pure gold." -- Jolisa Gracewood, New Zealand Reviewer of the Year 2006 "Haywood deserves to stand with the likes of Joe Bennett and Steve Braunias... funny and well-crafted essays, told with humility and even tenderness." -- Philip Matthews, The Press 'Your Weekend'