Nonsensetences: A Compendium of Coworker Confusion

by David Randolph

Nonsensetences contains some of the most hilarious and clueless words to come out the mouths of highly intelligent work colleagues. For over 15 years, an advertising executive (the author), has been capturing the malapropisms, misquotes, fumbled words and botched expressions that have come out of his own mouth and those of his colleagues. Nonsensetences is full of true-life quotes with quick commentary explaining the situations that led to them. You know these people at your workplace. They regularly butcher the English language. They flub the most common expressions. And they move on as if no one noticed.While the author comes from the mad world of advertising agencies, there is little doubt that you’ll find common ground as you explore quotes from intense meetings, on-the-job mistakes, business-babble, conference room wisdom and email blunders. Nonsensetences are malapropisms on steroids.

116 pages, Paperback

Published April 18, 2020