Heard the One About...?: Over 3,500 of the Funniest Jokes...ever

by Nick Holt

A side-splitting collection of more 5,000 jokes, this book ranges from old favorites to computer and political jokes, shaggy dog stories, quotes, epitaphs, put downs, and much more, presented in an entertaining and stylish manner. We all enjoy jokes, but the problem is that some of us are better than others at remembering them. Help is at hand with this hugely entertaining selection of jokes that will entertain you when you read it and that will increase your supply of jokes for every occasion. The book, with its lively design, is organized thematically, giving a great variety of subjects and style of jokes. The themes covered include: Silly stuff; Knock! Knock! jokes; Little Johnny in class (School jokes); Take My Wife (Wife jokes); Who Needs Men? (Feminist jokes); Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? (Animal jokes); This Parrot Is No More! (Pet Jokes); Doctor, Doctor!; Pin-striped and Pompous (Businessman jokes); This Working Life (Office jokes); Gag-dot-com (Computer jokes); At The Bar 1 (Lawyer jokes); A Good Walk Spoiled (Golf jokes); Press-ups & Jerks (Sport jokes); At The Bar 2 (Bar-room jokes); TV gems (Sitcom gags and one-liners); The Missing Link (stupid people, blondes etc.); Those Damn Yankees (including Redneck jokes); Political Jokes (including Bush-isms); An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman; Naughty jokes (a slightly risqué section); Laughed? I Nearly Died (Funeral & Pearly Gates jokes); Pass The Port! (After-dinner yarns); and, the Last Word (Some great epitaphs and put-downs to finish). Enjoy the jokes and share them generously.

320 pages, Paperback

First published October 1, 2006

Reviews

[Nonii Hazlehurts · Rating 1 out of 5]

Total shit. Unfunny. Less than 30% is jokes, the rest random 'famous' quotes. Do not take this from the give and take library.