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A Hole Punch of Schmidt Boxed Set
This boxed set contains one full Length novel and a 3 spin-off novella series! Yes, you could read the novellas as a series by itself, but you'll have way more fun if you read HOLE PUNCHED first!
HOLE PUNCHED: By day, I manage The Hole Punch, and it isn't as sexy as it sounds. It's an office supply store--not an establishment for vibrators and butt plugs. By nighttime though, that's when I unleash an exciting passion of mine--one that I'm not prepared to share just yet.
I don't have the time or the energy for a relationship right now. Besides, sex with colleagues is always a bad idea. Now, sex with customers? That's something I can get on board with, especially since Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome keeps showing up and setting my insides on fire. Although I don't know his name or what he does, I can only imagine what he needs with piles of paper, pens, post-its, and highlighters.
Maybe one day, if I'm lucky, I can manage his hole-punch
YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHMIDT (Novella #1): I’ve always been the social butterfly, the girl with an Angry Vagina Box, the one who goes home with just about anyone for a booty call. So, why in the hell am I lying in bed alone on a Friday night downloading The Watering Hole dating app onto my phone?
Wait, what? No. Why am I creating a profile?
No, no, fingers! Stop scrolling!
Whoa…he’s cute.
Kind of nerdy chic, but cute.
I bet he’s a barista.
Why am I drooling over the guy who has a strong set of morals and only wears matching socks?
Who the hell is this guy?
SCHMIDT HAPPENS (Novella #2):
Typical me.
I step out of my comfort zone for one second and allow myself to finally have feelings for someone, and what happens?
Schmidt Happens.
MY SCHMIDT SMELLS LIKE ROSES (Novella #3): I've never been one for falling in love, or happily-ever-afters.
I've just never been that kind of girl, except...
Well, what if I really am that kind of girl and I've just never known it?
What if I was never the lovey dovey type because I just hadn't met the right guy?
What if, after all this time, my happily-ever-after is standing right in front of me?
How do I know for sure?
You'll also get a sneak peek - Chapter 1 - into Susan Renee's upcoming release, I'M FINE, a contemporary romance drama.
HOLE PUNCHED: By day, I manage The Hole Punch, and it isn't as sexy as it sounds. It's an office supply store--not an establishment for vibrators and butt plugs. By nighttime though, that's when I unleash an exciting passion of mine--one that I'm not prepared to share just yet.
I don't have the time or the energy for a relationship right now. Besides, sex with colleagues is always a bad idea. Now, sex with customers? That's something I can get on board with, especially since Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome keeps showing up and setting my insides on fire. Although I don't know his name or what he does, I can only imagine what he needs with piles of paper, pens, post-its, and highlighters.
Maybe one day, if I'm lucky, I can manage his hole-punch
YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHMIDT (Novella #1): I’ve always been the social butterfly, the girl with an Angry Vagina Box, the one who goes home with just about anyone for a booty call. So, why in the hell am I lying in bed alone on a Friday night downloading The Watering Hole dating app onto my phone?
Wait, what? No. Why am I creating a profile?
No, no, fingers! Stop scrolling!
Whoa…he’s cute.
Kind of nerdy chic, but cute.
I bet he’s a barista.
Why am I drooling over the guy who has a strong set of morals and only wears matching socks?
Who the hell is this guy?
SCHMIDT HAPPENS (Novella #2):
Typical me.
I step out of my comfort zone for one second and allow myself to finally have feelings for someone, and what happens?
Schmidt Happens.
MY SCHMIDT SMELLS LIKE ROSES (Novella #3): I've never been one for falling in love, or happily-ever-afters.
I've just never been that kind of girl, except...
Well, what if I really am that kind of girl and I've just never known it?
What if I was never the lovey dovey type because I just hadn't met the right guy?
What if, after all this time, my happily-ever-after is standing right in front of me?
How do I know for sure?
You'll also get a sneak peek - Chapter 1 - into Susan Renee's upcoming release, I'M FINE, a contemporary romance drama.
438 pages, ebook
Published July 12, 2019
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About the author
Susan Renee
39 books625 followersInternational Best Selling author, Susan Renee, wants to live in a world where paint doesn't smell, book boyfriends are real, and everything is covered in glitter. An indie romance author, Susan has written about everything from tacos to tow-trucks, loves writing romantic comedies but also enjoys creating an emotional angsty story from time to time. She lives in Ohio with her husband, kids, two dogs and a cat. Susan holds a Bachelor and Masters Degree in Music Education and a self-awarded Doctorate in Sass and Sarcasm. She enjoys laughing at memes, speaking in GIFs and spending an entire day jumping down the TikTok rabbit hole. When she's not writing or playing the role of Mom, her favorite activity is doing the Care Bear stare with her closest friends.
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April 4, 2021
A great witty rom-com to give you the feels.
I read Hole Punched earlier this year and just now finished the All About Schmidt novella series and Jack and Linda's story is amazing! Dare I say, it was better than Jizza and Jacoby's! It's witty and romantic and had me hooked from the start!
I read Hole Punched earlier this year and just now finished the All About Schmidt novella series and Jack and Linda's story is amazing! Dare I say, it was better than Jizza and Jacoby's! It's witty and romantic and had me hooked from the start!
July 3, 2021
READ THIS BOOK
If you need a good chuckle with sass and sweetness this is the book to read. Full of witty banter and fun dialogue. Can't wait to read more from this author!
If you need a good chuckle with sass and sweetness this is the book to read. Full of witty banter and fun dialogue. Can't wait to read more from this author!
July 18, 2019
Adorable
Laughter is so good for the soul. This set of stories will leave you feeling happy and satisfied. Schmidt happens and you'll be glad it did.
Laughter is so good for the soul. This set of stories will leave you feeling happy and satisfied. Schmidt happens and you'll be glad it did.
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