Taxidermy is a hugely popular hobby. Intended for animal lovers and home taxidermists, this step-by-step book helps enthusiasts put their skills, and their pets, to practical, long-term (even eternal) use.
another one of those books that delight me, and that everyone else is probably tired of me finding. don't care!i will just pretend you are all jealous of my sicko books!i say, "get stuffed!!" to you! to all of you!!
but it makes me realize i have been choosing the wrong pets to keep me company all this time. why do i have a cat, anyway?? what can i make out of a damn cat??
but i already have a pretty nice lamp, and i don't think that one made out of maggie would give me enough light to read by. her eyes are lovely and golden already, but can you see me making a useful lamp outta this?:
not really.
but if i had some pet rats!!!now we're cooking!
see? that is very relevant to things i am already doing!
and gerbils:
this is something that i could really use in my day-to-day.
so i just have to be more long-term in deciding what kind of pets to get from now on. i have to think of what use they can serve after they stop being snuggly and, you know, alive.