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The Case of the Menstruating Mummy
Jackie Jones is a hard-boiled detective in 1940s New York. Butch, tough, and smart, she also happens to fall for every dame that walks through her door. Full of romance, mystery, and some over-the-top antics, Ms. Jones is the noir lesbian detective you didn't know you needed.
After a frantic and mysterious call from the City Museum about an ancient goddess, a bleeding mummy, and a curse, Jackie decides it’s too interesting of a story to turn it down. Once she arrives at the museum and meets the mousy and brilliant curator, things just get even more curious.
Together they hide out in the Egyptian wing, getting to know one another in the dark, as they work through the mystery of the mummy, stolen artifacts, and ancient curses.
Through all the strange things that happen, the strangest might be Jackie’s instant affection for the bumbling curator, glasses, wild hair, and all.
After a frantic and mysterious call from the City Museum about an ancient goddess, a bleeding mummy, and a curse, Jackie decides it’s too interesting of a story to turn it down. Once she arrives at the museum and meets the mousy and brilliant curator, things just get even more curious.
Together they hide out in the Egyptian wing, getting to know one another in the dark, as they work through the mystery of the mummy, stolen artifacts, and ancient curses.
Through all the strange things that happen, the strangest might be Jackie’s instant affection for the bumbling curator, glasses, wild hair, and all.
1 pages, Audiobook
Published December 10, 2019
About the author
Guy New York
114 books93 followersGuy New York is an author, designer, and degenerate who spends most his time either writing about sex or having it. Sometimes he does both at the same time, much to the chagrin of his partners.
He is the creator of the blog Quickies in New York, which has been featured in Playboy Espanol, Violet Blue's Tiny Nibbles, and Fleshbot, among many others.
With more than 70 titles to his name, including five full-length novels, twelve novellas, and numerous short stories, his books have been widely read and often burned.
He is the creator of the blog Quickies in New York, which has been featured in Playboy Espanol, Violet Blue's Tiny Nibbles, and Fleshbot, among many others.
With more than 70 titles to his name, including five full-length novels, twelve novellas, and numerous short stories, his books have been widely read and often burned.
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December 30, 2019
“The Case of the Menstruating Mummy” just isn’t your ordinary book title!
Butch detective Jackie Jones desperately needs a new client, or she’ll have to cut the whiskey budget for the office.
Just in time, the local museum curator (Patty) arrives needing help…in….errrr….a couple of ways.
Professionally, she has a mummy of dubious origin, with red spots between its thighs. A sign from goddess Isis?
Somehow, Patty and Jackie end up hiding together at the museum and having a very good time before a flashlight shines and they run.
Cute Patty doesn’t show up later, and Jackie remembers a dead mouse and footprints.
Frankly, I just didn’t get this story, but their time hiding out was fun. 2* for confusing me.
Butch detective Jackie Jones desperately needs a new client, or she’ll have to cut the whiskey budget for the office.
Just in time, the local museum curator (Patty) arrives needing help…in….errrr….a couple of ways.
Professionally, she has a mummy of dubious origin, with red spots between its thighs. A sign from goddess Isis?
Somehow, Patty and Jackie end up hiding together at the museum and having a very good time before a flashlight shines and they run.
Cute Patty doesn’t show up later, and Jackie remembers a dead mouse and footprints.
Frankly, I just didn’t get this story, but their time hiding out was fun. 2* for confusing me.
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