It often seems as if Minnesota professional/college sports teams are cursed. Not the “we never win” curse (the Twins have won a few titles) like the pre-2016 Chicago Cubs, but rather the curse of getting so close and having Lucy pull the football out from under Charlie Brown, or having bad luck stack atop itself (i.e. the Twins’ current mathematically astounding playoff losing streak). In “History of Heartbreak”, author Dan Whenesota collates all those gut-punches and “what could have been?” moments under one (probably Domed) roof here, so to speak.
This is a quick-hitter sort of tome that could be completely consumed in an hour or two if one were so inclined. Each topic is no more than 2 pages of material. But that doesn’t mean “History of Heartbreak” is simply a list-based book. There is actually a great balance of the “what happened” versus Whenesota’s opinion on the event (in a sense speaking for all Minnesotans) and what it eventually led to in the future. In other words, a pretty thorough look at each “heartbreak” without being overly verbose.
Another feature of this little volume I enjoyed is that it doesn’t wallow in self-pity. Sure, the whole concept is built upon the “why me?!” aspect of MN sports and their fans, but Whenesota uses humor and realism to soften the blow a bit. Instead of wallowing, he uses each instance as an example of how MN sports fan might be some of the best in the nation for having to deal with such disappointment seemingly year-in and year-out. He knows that we’re all playing in the “toy department” here, as the saying goes, and doesn’t take himself too seriously.
To be honest, I expected this book to be pretty dry and straight-forward (more list-icle than actual book), but I found it to be engaging and comprehensive in its tackling of the dark or comically tragic side of the MN sports scene.