Marlene Likes Dancing

by Sally Redwoods

This is a book with no relation to anything written on it. It is meant to be a humorous book, but it turns out it isn't one. Depending on your age, depending how much of the world you get, you will see if this book suits you. Doesn't matter if you don't want to read it... I will read it to myself every night and laugh and laugh and laugh. The chapters aren't even 'proper' chapters. The characters aren't even 'proper' characters. The plot--there is no plot. The book isn't even a 'proper' book. This 'book' was written because the author wanted humour in her life. And she also needed some time to practice her writing. This was also written as the author wanted a break-mixed-writing time, so that is another reason why she wrote this short story. Here is a small When the night falls, the ground falls. It is the year 4567 and everyone is happy about their job, apart from one ambiguous girl called Marlene. When she is told that she must attend the midnight dance ball, hosted by the leader of All, she must make a choice. The party is at night—when the ground falls. Marlene has seen many people go through the ground; everyone thinks that if one falls down there, they die. This is when disaster when Marlene goes to the ball, hours before the midnight dance ball starts, the ground starts to fall. And she is the only one who manages to go down there. She is trapped there, surrounded in tall gloomy shadows. She encounters many strange ducks, cakes and toilet paper. They are here to destroy people from the Up World. She must seek refuge before it is too late.

44 pages, Paperback

Published March 18, 2019

About the author

Hello. I am Sally Redwoods, author of Marlene Likes Dancing. I was born in Canada and also raised there. The first ever book I read was Alice In Wonderland.

Reviews

[Sally Redwoods · Rating 5 out of 5]

OMG. This is the best book ever. And who is the author I see? Well we'll have to find out. Now let me give an honest review:
This book is for people who have a certain type of humour, which is why I wrote it. Not because it was funny but because it was for the humour. Now that makes no sense. When I got my friends to read this, it was meant to be short and not funny. But when they told me that this peeve of writing was hilarious, I was like, WHAT?! And then they told me I should actual publish it. And then I did. And here is this amazing book. Ta-da bue.

[Aprilia Oon · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious

[Jelena · Rating 3 out of 5]

this book requires a specific sense of humour. its bad but I liked it. not sure everyone will tho

[Shalisha Gilliam · Rating 5 out of 5]

A wild ride, felt like I was in somebody's fever dream. Still wondering who Marlene is...

Incredible 5 stars