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La biblia Godínez / The Desk Jockey's Bible
Imagen profesional para sobrevivir al apocalipsis de la oficina y triunfar en el cielo laboral. En el principioDios creó los cielos y la tierra. Luego puso hierba verde y creó los monstruos marinos y demás especies; para crear finalmente al hombre, a su imagen y semejanza. Hembra y varón fueron creados, cayeron en pecado, se pusieron un traje gris y colgaron en sus cinturas un gafete como lastre...así es como nació el Godín. Ya sea que estés en el Génesis elaborando tu CV o renunciando en pleno Apocalipsis, La Biblia Godínez te llenará de útiles recomendaciones deimagen pública para hacer de tu entorno laboral un lugar de grandes oportunidades para tucrecimiento profesional. Pasando por Los 10 Mandamientos de la imagen profesional como#Santificarás las fiestas corporativas# y#No desearás a la mujer ni al hombre de tu cubículo# o Los 7 Pecados capitales de la oficina como #La gula# que provoca el Mal del puerco o #La avaricia# que te ayudará a pedir aumentos y ganar más; La Biblia Godínez es un texto indispensable para quien desea ascender a los cielos profesionales y convertirse en una deidad de la oficina. Entre otras cosas aprenderás - Prepararte exitosamente para una entrevista de trabajo. - Producirte físicamente para trabajar. - Ganarte a tus jefes para ascender en la organización. - Comportarte eficientemente en juntas y citas de negocios. - Lidiar con envidias, crisis y hasta romances de oficina. ¡Qué esperas, pasa de ser un Godín a un God-IN!
ENGLISH DESCRIPTION Survive the office apocalypse and triumph in work heaven. In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Then He brought forth green grass and created the marine creatures and other species, and finally He created man, in His image and likeness. Man and woman were created, they fell into sin, put on a gray suit and hung an ID badge on their waist like an albatross. And thus, the desk jockey was born. Whether you are in Genesis polishing your resume, or quitting in the midst of the Apocalypse, The Desk Jockey’s Bible will give you tons of useful recommendations to make your workplace a place full of great opportunities for your professional development. From the Ten Commandments of Professionalism like “Thou shalt honor company parties” and “Thou shalt not covet any man or woman in your cubicle,” or the Seven Deadly Sins of the Office like Gluttony, which brings on food comas, or Greed, which will help you ask for a raise and earn more money. The Desk Jockey’s Bible is an essential tool for those who want to ascend to professional heaven and become an office god. Among other things, you will learn -Prepare for a successful job interview. -Win over your bosses to rise up in the organization. -Behave efficiently in meetings and appointments. -Deal with jealousy, crises, and even office romances.
ENGLISH DESCRIPTION Survive the office apocalypse and triumph in work heaven. In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Then He brought forth green grass and created the marine creatures and other species, and finally He created man, in His image and likeness. Man and woman were created, they fell into sin, put on a gray suit and hung an ID badge on their waist like an albatross. And thus, the desk jockey was born. Whether you are in Genesis polishing your resume, or quitting in the midst of the Apocalypse, The Desk Jockey’s Bible will give you tons of useful recommendations to make your workplace a place full of great opportunities for your professional development. From the Ten Commandments of Professionalism like “Thou shalt honor company parties” and “Thou shalt not covet any man or woman in your cubicle,” or the Seven Deadly Sins of the Office like Gluttony, which brings on food comas, or Greed, which will help you ask for a raise and earn more money. The Desk Jockey’s Bible is an essential tool for those who want to ascend to professional heaven and become an office god. Among other things, you will learn -Prepare for a successful job interview. -Win over your bosses to rise up in the organization. -Behave efficiently in meetings and appointments. -Deal with jealousy, crises, and even office romances.
288 pages, Paperback
Published May 21, 2019
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Álvaro Gordoa
11 books14 followersConsultor en Imagen Pública. Rector del Colegio de Imagen Pública. Autor de El Método H.A.B.L.A, ¡Salte con la tuya!, El Método P.O.R.T.E e Imagen Cool.
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April 7, 2019
Este es un libro que todo aqueel que vaya a entrar a trabajar en una oficina debería leer.
Aclara las reglas básicas de convivencia en una oficina así como reglas no escritas de comunicación de las que se debería tener claridad para evitar bochornos.
Es ameno y lo recomiendo ampliamente.
Aclara las reglas básicas de convivencia en una oficina así como reglas no escritas de comunicación de las que se debería tener claridad para evitar bochornos.
Es ameno y lo recomiendo ampliamente.
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July 5, 2023
I really enjoyed this book, it has a lot of good tips and advice to be better in the work field I liked all the external research he constantly added to support his point of view, loved all the sarcasm and jokes, I actually lol!
The book was written in 7 days and it was obvious despite the great content it was a little bit repetitive, and there was a section that was completely out of focus from the pronouns section to how to ride a car (that took a star off my review)
I also didn’t like how many times he recommends his other books throughout the pages.
Again this was a great book and I enjoyed a lot I would definitely recommend. Written in 7 days I read it in 1.
The book was written in 7 days and it was obvious despite the great content it was a little bit repetitive, and there was a section that was completely out of focus from the pronouns section to how to ride a car (that took a star off my review)
I also didn’t like how many times he recommends his other books throughout the pages.
Again this was a great book and I enjoyed a lot I would definitely recommend. Written in 7 days I read it in 1.
July 2, 2020
La mejor guía de imagen pública en el trabajo
August 13, 2020
Interesante, divertido, y super útil para aprender cómo manejar situaciones laborales
November 24, 2021
Buen libro, si lo recomiendo.
January 30, 2022
Un libro que presenta un magnífico compendio de los buenos modos en el ambiente laboral actual. Es moderno y atemporal, independientemente de los tiempos de pandemia, mucho de lo que trata aplica. Los temas más relevantes resultan el manejo de la
Puntualidad, imagen física y no física, los romances de oficina, y, el manejo de emociones y asertividad.
La forma en que se encuentra redactado es sumamente original y versátil.
Puntualidad, imagen física y no física, los romances de oficina, y, el manejo de emociones y asertividad.
La forma en que se encuentra redactado es sumamente original y versátil.
July 15, 2020
Ni mal ni buen libro. pensé que iba a tener más comedia de la que tiene, y los consejos o la parte "teórica" es muy obvia para mi gusto, es una lectura rápida y divertida hasta cierto punto, pero no me fue útil ni me carcajee de risa, tal vez no era yo el target para este libro.
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