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Max Rage: Twelve Punches To Mars!
He's a genetic masterpiece. A perfect physical specimen. A badass among mortals. And a bouncer at the premiere dive bar on Earth because even badasses have to make a living. Now, Max Rage has been hired to protect the performing group, Punching Air, as they head to the biggest party in the Sol System- Scorching Dude. Taking up the entire planet of Mars, Scorching Dude is one raucous event that lasts all day, all night, and has something for everyone. But, when Rage arrives, nothing goes as planned and he soon finds himself dealing with giant worms, stealth-suited assassins, pretentious space royalty, and the worst opponent of all- his resurrected ex-wife! Good thing Max Rage is one Intergalactic Badass! EVERYONE WAS WARNED WITH THE LAST BOOK, BUT SOME DIDN'T LISTEN! THIS NOVEL HAS GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE, SEX, FOUL LANGUAGE, AND BAD JOKES. THERE ARE PUNS, PEOPLE! PUNS!!!
222 pages, Kindle Edition
Published December 3, 2018
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About the author
Jake Bible
158 books366 followersJake Bible, Bram Stoker Award nominated-novelist, short story writer, independent screenwriter, podcaster, and inventor of the Drabble Novel, has entertained thousands with his horror, sci/fi, thriller, and adventure tales. He reaches audiences of all ages with his uncanny ability to write a wide range of characters and genres.
Jake is the author of the bestselling Z-Burbia series set in Asheville, NC, the bestselling Salvage Merc One, the Apex Trilogy (DEAD MECH, The Americans, Metal and Ash) and the Mega series for Severed Press, as well as the YA zombie novel, Little Dead Man, the Bram Stoker Award nominated Teen horror novel, Intentional Haunting, the ScareScapes series, and the Reign of Four series for Permuted Press.
Find Jake at jakebible.com. Join him on Twitter @jakebible and find him on Facebook.
Jake is the author of the bestselling Z-Burbia series set in Asheville, NC, the bestselling Salvage Merc One, the Apex Trilogy (DEAD MECH, The Americans, Metal and Ash) and the Mega series for Severed Press, as well as the YA zombie novel, Little Dead Man, the Bram Stoker Award nominated Teen horror novel, Intentional Haunting, the ScareScapes series, and the Reign of Four series for Permuted Press.
Find Jake at jakebible.com. Join him on Twitter @jakebible and find him on Facebook.
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February 3, 2019
Max Rage was engineered by Earth Corp to be a (mostly) human fighting machine, and lives up to his name. When Earth Corp runs the numbers and decides that Max and his squad aren't cost-effective they attempt to "liquidate" them, and the corporate wonks discover just how well they did when they created him. The resulting blood bath where Max takes out his rage against his commanding officers leaves him on the streets, booted from the life he was made for. Lots of humorous violence follows as Max finds work as a bouncer and part-time fixer for anyone with money.
December 7, 2018
SNAFU
This is Max Rage, morally loose, inventive with his weaponry, built like a bull on steroids, and with a mouth that would make a leej take pause. Any job he takes on becomes a cluster which means he has to "bring on the Rage!"
My favourite thing, apart from Max..all the crazy aliens. The descriptions are fantastic, especially when they're in pieces!
Another excellent adventure from Mr Bible.
This is Max Rage, morally loose, inventive with his weaponry, built like a bull on steroids, and with a mouth that would make a leej take pause. Any job he takes on becomes a cluster which means he has to "bring on the Rage!"
My favourite thing, apart from Max..all the crazy aliens. The descriptions are fantastic, especially when they're in pieces!
Another excellent adventure from Mr Bible.
February 25, 2019
Another delicious cup of RAGE!!!!
NOT FOR THE EASILY TRIGGERED!!!
Bible does it again. He brings us on a tilt-o- whirl of madcap mayhem and taboo-luscious violence . His spot on satire of counter culture coolness woven throughout the tale, makes the Mr Toad's wild ride of gore insanely fun. Loved the Dune/John Carter/Animal Farm references , classic literature meets adolescent gun porn.
NOT FOR THE EASILY TRIGGERED!!!
Bible does it again. He brings us on a tilt-o- whirl of madcap mayhem and taboo-luscious violence . His spot on satire of counter culture coolness woven throughout the tale, makes the Mr Toad's wild ride of gore insanely fun. Loved the Dune/John Carter/Animal Farm references , classic literature meets adolescent gun porn.
December 19, 2018
A cappella mime troupe
You should read this just to find out what the holy poop logs is an a cappella mime troupe.
This book is fricking hilarious and full of hardcore action and some babababanging!
Seriously this book was way better than the first max rage and i gave that one 5 stars.
You should read this just to find out what the holy poop logs is an a cappella mime troupe.
This book is fricking hilarious and full of hardcore action and some babababanging!
Seriously this book was way better than the first max rage and i gave that one 5 stars.
April 29, 2019
Max does art
Max is back, and the bodies pile up. Lots of bodies, many species and making friends of dome really huge a-holes....the galaxy's baddest hero for hire is back, perhaps without a vengence, but as always with Max Rage.
Max is back, and the bodies pile up. Lots of bodies, many species and making friends of dome really huge a-holes....the galaxy's baddest hero for hire is back, perhaps without a vengence, but as always with Max Rage.
September 7, 2019
The outrageous Max Rage is back, this time causing havoc and destruction on Mars. As usual with with Jake Bible, this is another fast moving over the top adventure. Good comic interaction from John Connor King of Mars!!
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