The Four Gospels: The I Am Groot Translation

by Ulmus Glabra

For the benefit of those who wish to read the Gospel and have the gift of speaking like the Flora Colossus from Planet X. God understands all languages and the gift of Salvation is available for everyone, regardless of your photosynthesis abilities. Read the Four Canonical Gospels and let the Spirit in.

86 pages, Paperback

Published November 14, 2018

Reviews

[XX · Rating 5 out of 5]

I am going to start quoting all Bible verses with this translation. Although, I think the title should be "Flora Colossi Translation" and not "The I Am Groot Translation."