HAIKU OF THE DEAD Welcome, fellow survivor! We all know it’s coming – there’s no point in pretending otherwise. The signs are all there… global warming; the emergence of new, untreatable infectious diseases; Donald Trump… So, the end is coming, you gotta be prepared, and you ain’t gonna have time to memorise a whole bunch of stuff when it happens. You need … a complete guide to surviving the rise of the undead, covering you from A to Z. You need … Something short. Snappy. Batched in 5-7-5 syllable form. Because...this is food for the soul, as well as survival. You need … Haiku of the Dead. A spoiler Contains advice… horror… fun… It may save your life… About the author Alistair Lane is an emerging poet and writer, who writes for both children and adults. He is a regular spoken word performer in his home city of Nottingham, England, and an active member of the DIY Poets collective. His poetry covers a comprehensive and diverse range of topics, from living life as a zombie, to zombie pet stores, to trick or treating, to zombies looking for love... He blogs at , and was nominated as Funniest Blogger in the 2016 Annual Bloggers Bash Awards. He didn’t win… Haiku of the Dead is his second collection.