The Fear Of The Unknown Gives My Butt Pause But Then I Realize How Powerful And Unique I Am And We Pound Enthusiastically

by Chuck Tingle

Grendo Beeps is an astronomer who’s lost focus. While he once gazed out at the stars with genuine curiosity, that feeling has slowly devolved into a powerful existential dread. After all, if the universe is infinitely big, then he must be infinitely small and meaningless.

Hoping to conquer his apprehension of this cosmic vastness, Grendo calls up the physical manifestation of his fear of the unknown and asks him to dinner. Soon enough, the two of them are learning that their place in the universe is more important, powerful and unique that Grendo ever realized… culminating in a hardcore anal pounding between curious man and handsome physically manifested concept!

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on sentient existential anxiety action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, facials, and fear of the unknown love.

33 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 25, 2018

About the author

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Management and general inquiry: infotingleverse@gmail.com

Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com

Reviews

[Ruxandra Grrr [in a slump :(((((] · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was my second Chuck Tingle experience and I loved it so damn much. It's funny, it's sexy and it somehow manages to be poignant about what it means to have a fear of the unknown. I will for sure have more.

[Lindsey · Rating 4 out of 5]

No joke, there’s actually a really comforting lesson in this story.

[Rebecca · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hot and comforting

Another instant classic from Chuck Tingle, in which an astronomer confronts his physically manifested fear of how large the universe is, and how insignificant he is in that context, and gets pounded by it. I love a story where everything comes together in the end.

Also includes the conceptually related story of Schroedinger's Butt, a work of pure beauty.

[L.W. Leisner · Rating 5 out of 5]

Much the beautiful

This is one of the most beautiful and inspiring works of art I have ever experienced in real life. 11/10 for profound gayness/insight