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Sky Joust: The Purple Onion vs. The Pestilence
Evil-doers, get out your hankies: a new superhero will make you weep like infants!
For generations, Dodoville has suffered at the hands of brutal gang lords. Fortunately, Victor Cumin, son of a news media mogul, has developed the skills and technology to undermine their authority. Armed with his electrified quarterstaff, he breaks gangsters until they cry - then posts the blubbering to YouTube! This humiliation tactic has earned him a nickname: the Purple Onion.
But wait! Ancient enemies have returned. The Pestilence, an elite order of rogue knights, once held Dodoville at its mercy with murderous raids. Using sophisticated new lancing weapons and mechanically enhanced horses, these crusaders have sworn to reclaim their honor from the city that drove them out over a century ago. Their message: the Middle Ages are back, baby!
From the sleepy suburbs to the downtown party district, the clash between these two titanic forces will sweep the entire city into mayhem. But when the streets can no longer contain them, they'll settle the score with a death-defying joust across the night sky!
For generations, Dodoville has suffered at the hands of brutal gang lords. Fortunately, Victor Cumin, son of a news media mogul, has developed the skills and technology to undermine their authority. Armed with his electrified quarterstaff, he breaks gangsters until they cry - then posts the blubbering to YouTube! This humiliation tactic has earned him a nickname: the Purple Onion.
But wait! Ancient enemies have returned. The Pestilence, an elite order of rogue knights, once held Dodoville at its mercy with murderous raids. Using sophisticated new lancing weapons and mechanically enhanced horses, these crusaders have sworn to reclaim their honor from the city that drove them out over a century ago. Their message: the Middle Ages are back, baby!
From the sleepy suburbs to the downtown party district, the clash between these two titanic forces will sweep the entire city into mayhem. But when the streets can no longer contain them, they'll settle the score with a death-defying joust across the night sky!
189 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 23, 2018
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Will Madden
5 books23 followersWill Madden lives in Baltimore, Maryland, originally from the Bronx, New York. He holds a degree in something ridiculous from a fancy institution of higher education. His hobbies include cool bugs, early 20th century painting, streaming cartoons in languages he doesn't understand particularly well, and collecting broken clocks. All his children are pets, and all his pets are plants.
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