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168 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1974
“Send me a star or a director, send me a big novel, a property - not a whole decade, Frank! - and we’ll talk. You’re a capable kid. You know what you’re doing. And yet you walk in here with nothing but a decade under your arm.”
“Her history only goes back to the trailer park, mine to Swiftie, Camelot, the immediate past, my ‘Imperial Days’. I’m nostalgic for the past, the immediate past, my ‘Imperial Days’.
“Imperial Days - the nostalgia satire of those early Sixties which would fix the image of Camelot for all time - Jack and Jackie and Swiftie, the Twist and the Bay of Pigs, Andy Warhol and Swinging Everytown. I didn’t want to do the beautiful people, but how it touched all America.”

“Other men my age are adults. I’m this paltry metaphysician, which is another way of saying a self-involved permanent boy.
“What I sense behind the dramatic melancholy of my life, with which I regale my friends, is that I’m really pretty depressed. That’s different from what I tell. I’m sad. I’m disappointed. I still have hopes. My bruised hopes keep me from settling comfortably into despair. For some reason it seems worse that way - perhaps because the trouble is all mine and of my own making.”
“I had always known this was part of my nature, to be smug and cool and superior and frightened out of my head by weakness…”
“I was known as the rare happy man, and I was miserable about it. I didn’t want to spend the rest of my life in California bliss.”
“Love and beauty were mysteries, that was part of what had brought me to this city, and the skillful, discreet orgasm of a well-behaved beautiful girl was a mystery I had never anticipated, it was something very strange. It was strange without tricks. There was no fakery. She cared about me, even if she needed Swiftie to frame our life…”
“I wanted to give juice and flesh to some hope of life in me, and therefore squeezed the firm meat of the teeny-tinies…”
“Camelot and Swiftie promised a new career for America - taste, glamour, fun...Not that Swiftie was sexy or funny for me.”
“Since the decade of pop needed tyrannical clowns, she would put her claws, her screech, her burning eyes to work in a face contorted with expression that said nothing.”
“It was the decade which unleashed sex and fun in me and many solemn young men out for the free ride, so how could I do other than pay attention to those who helped by breaking all the rules?
“I was an elder statesman of the single swingers...I thought of myself as a contemplative man despite my life…I had no one to whom to tell my truth - that I missed the grief I should feel about my own childishness. I thought Swiftie could understand, if she would listen, if I could tell her, but I knew she would not listen and I would not tell her...I was giving up on words except as a way to make jokes about words.”