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Fluffers, Inc. #3
Vancouver Nights
Hot Fluffer Fun in the Great White North.
Charlie Heggensford, the Idaho farm boy turned LA fluffer for hire, is back for another crazy/sexy adventure. With Rock Harding on tour in The Netherlands, Charlie is forced to find ways to occupy himself: on his knees, on his back. And in trouble.
Charlie gets in so much trouble that his boss, Kinitia Jones, encourages him to take some time off and get out of town. Charlie goes to Vancouver, Canada to visit his good friend and former bear porn star, Brent Harrington, who now owns a pet store, Canadian Critters. When a member of Brent’s bowling team begins to have attendance problems, Charlie steps in as a sub. Soon Charlie is throwing balls around the alley and giving new meaning to the term “pin action” in the back room. A string of pet store break-ins has a hot police inspector keeping his eye on Brent, and when the evidence begins to stack up against his friend, Charlie decides it’s time to take matters into his own hands. As Charlie creates havoc in the pet store, he and Brent work on narrowing their list of suspects and follow their clues to hunky deliverymen and raunchy sex clubs, all the while struggling to keep the bowling team, The Vancouver Vixens, in the league’s top spot.
Charlie Heggensford, the Idaho farm boy turned LA fluffer for hire, is back for another crazy/sexy adventure. With Rock Harding on tour in The Netherlands, Charlie is forced to find ways to occupy himself: on his knees, on his back. And in trouble.
Charlie gets in so much trouble that his boss, Kinitia Jones, encourages him to take some time off and get out of town. Charlie goes to Vancouver, Canada to visit his good friend and former bear porn star, Brent Harrington, who now owns a pet store, Canadian Critters. When a member of Brent’s bowling team begins to have attendance problems, Charlie steps in as a sub. Soon Charlie is throwing balls around the alley and giving new meaning to the term “pin action” in the back room. A string of pet store break-ins has a hot police inspector keeping his eye on Brent, and when the evidence begins to stack up against his friend, Charlie decides it’s time to take matters into his own hands. As Charlie creates havoc in the pet store, he and Brent work on narrowing their list of suspects and follow their clues to hunky deliverymen and raunchy sex clubs, all the while struggling to keep the bowling team, The Vancouver Vixens, in the league’s top spot.
284 pages, Kindle Edition
First published October 31, 2010
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About the author
Hank Edwards
82 books232 followersHank Edwards (he/him) has been writing gay fiction for more than twenty years. He has published over thirty novels and dozens of short stories. His books fall into many sub-genres, including romance, rom-com, contemporary, paranormal, suspense, mystery, and wacky comedy. He has written a number of series such as the suspenseful Up to Trouble, funny and spooky paranormal out for you gay romance Critter Catchers, Old West historical horror of Venom Valley, the erotic and funny Fluffers, Inc. series, and the funny and thrilling Lacetown Murder Mysteries series co-written with Deanna Wadsworth. Under the pen name R. G. Thomas, he’s published a young adult urban fantasy gay romance series called The Town of Superstition. No matter what genre he writes, Hank likes to keep things sweet, steamy, and fun.
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April 14, 2012
OK - just whoa. I borrowed this book from a friend so it was a free read. Not that I'm trying to excuse my behavior, I'm just sayin'. I also did not know this was part of a series. I think I would have enjoyed it less if I had read the whole series because supposedly there's a boyfriend somewhere and if I had read a previous book about a boyfriend and I liked said boyfriend, then I probably would've enjoyed Charlie's shenanigans even less. And they're definitely shenanigans.
Charlie pretty much has no inhibitions. None. Whatsoever. The things that go on in this book are...bizarre, kinky, crazy, out there. There were things happening with corn cobs, bowling pins, plunger handles. Geez - I'm blushing just trying to write this review. This book definitely was outside of my comfort zone and I kept reading it thinking - is this shit for real? I mean, is this Hank Edwards' wild ass imagination at work, or do people really DO this shit?
So yeah - I read the whole book pretty much in a state of disbelief, shock, and awe. I don't judge. I like to read about stuff that I've never heard of before. But wow - to say that Charlie is kinky would be the understatement of the year.
Um, ok - plot....was there a plot? I honestly don't remember. There was some sort of mystery. Someone stealing pets. OMG - if there were pets added to the list I mentioned above, that would have been IT. But thank goodness it didn't go there...because....just ick. But if it had, after reading this book, I can't say I would've been surprised.
What the book was, was definitely hilarious. If you don't take it seriously. And then again, how can you? You either have to laugh at the corn cob or cry. I chose to laugh. Well, until they put it back in the bin. Because that's just nasty.
Would I recommend this book? Not to anyone at work. Or certainly anyone in my family. Would I read the other books in the series? Quite frankly, I'm kind of scared. So probably not. Hank Edwards - more power to you, man. More power to you...
Charlie pretty much has no inhibitions. None. Whatsoever. The things that go on in this book are...bizarre, kinky, crazy, out there. There were things happening with corn cobs, bowling pins, plunger handles. Geez - I'm blushing just trying to write this review. This book definitely was outside of my comfort zone and I kept reading it thinking - is this shit for real? I mean, is this Hank Edwards' wild ass imagination at work, or do people really DO this shit?
So yeah - I read the whole book pretty much in a state of disbelief, shock, and awe. I don't judge. I like to read about stuff that I've never heard of before. But wow - to say that Charlie is kinky would be the understatement of the year.
Um, ok - plot....was there a plot? I honestly don't remember. There was some sort of mystery. Someone stealing pets. OMG - if there were pets added to the list I mentioned above, that would have been IT. But thank goodness it didn't go there...because....just ick. But if it had, after reading this book, I can't say I would've been surprised.
What the book was, was definitely hilarious. If you don't take it seriously. And then again, how can you? You either have to laugh at the corn cob or cry. I chose to laugh. Well, until they put it back in the bin. Because that's just nasty.
Would I recommend this book? Not to anyone at work. Or certainly anyone in my family. Would I read the other books in the series? Quite frankly, I'm kind of scared. So probably not. Hank Edwards - more power to you, man. More power to you...
December 7, 2010
PWPPH = Porn with plot plus humor.
There is a lot of sex in these books, but surrounding that is a great yarn.
I enjoyed reading “Vancouver Nights” as much as I did the other two in the series. By page seven, I had done enough laughing to justify buying the book and what was even better, the laughs continued right to the last page. Unusual in comedic books that often fizzle out half way through.
Here the sex makes a welcome break to the comedy and vice versa.
You don’t have to have read the previous two books about Charlie Heggensford to enjoy VN. In fact if you come across this one first, you can still enjoy reading them afterwards. In each book Hank has added to his great cast of characters. They come in all shapes, sizes – each an unforgettable addition to the team who work for Fluffers Inc.
Hank introduces a new character here, Ming Ho. Her intro in the first chapter in an almost slapstick routine sets the tone for the rest of the book.
To give Charlie a fresh, fertile field to play on, Hank manoeuvres him out of town and away from his work as a fluffer by having him inadvertently cause a strike in the porn industry. He is aghast to watch on the news as the porn stars:
He escapes the scene by travelling up to Vancouver with another great new cast member: Canyon Collingwood, the four and a half foot truck driver who gives Charlie a ride in his truck. Sex with dolls takes on a whole new meaning with him.
Throughout it all, Charlie is the same good natured country boy he was when we first met him two books ago. He puts his foot in his mouth regularly:
Hank also includes all sorts of good medical advice like when Charlie gets hives from Endora the cat:
Inevitably, Charlie runs into the bane of his life, Cedric Wilmington:
The story has balls of every size. Sex in every position and location. While Charlie might be your average Idaho farm boy, the guys he has very vigorous encounters with are anything but average.
In the course of the story, Charlie manages to take a nose dive into a barrel of severed hands, trip over a rotten step and end up flat on his back (a position he rarely finds himself in – too vanilla) he collides with a pole, and numerous other solid objects, get hives and has hamster shit smeared all over his face and later is covered in even worse excrement. So if even reading about animal faecal matter turns you off, just skip that bit.
There is always something new, something different around the corner you just have to keep turning the pages to see what other misadventures will befall our hapless hero including an unusual way to get drunk on champagne and escape from bound wrists in a hostage situation.
Throughout there are sentences, situations and characters to amuse. I liked this one:
This is a story where you don’t have to be beautiful to star. Yes there are hot bods, but more than that, the characters have personality. They have life.
His scenes also are very vivid. I asked Hank a few questions by email and will include these in an interview on my blog: http://www.abgayle.com/1/post/2010/12...
If you’re tired of reading the same old, same old and feel in need of a laugh while being entertained by a lively plot and enough kinky sex to keep the most jaded satisfied, do yourself a favour....
There is a lot of sex in these books, but surrounding that is a great yarn.
I enjoyed reading “Vancouver Nights” as much as I did the other two in the series. By page seven, I had done enough laughing to justify buying the book and what was even better, the laughs continued right to the last page. Unusual in comedic books that often fizzle out half way through.
Here the sex makes a welcome break to the comedy and vice versa.
You don’t have to have read the previous two books about Charlie Heggensford to enjoy VN. In fact if you come across this one first, you can still enjoy reading them afterwards. In each book Hank has added to his great cast of characters. They come in all shapes, sizes – each an unforgettable addition to the team who work for Fluffers Inc.
Hank introduces a new character here, Ming Ho. Her intro in the first chapter in an almost slapstick routine sets the tone for the rest of the book.
To give Charlie a fresh, fertile field to play on, Hank manoeuvres him out of town and away from his work as a fluffer by having him inadvertently cause a strike in the porn industry. He is aghast to watch on the news as the porn stars:
” carried picket signs and shouted, “Hell no, we won’t blow!” as they moved gracefully within their tight bike shorts and form fitted T-shirts and tank tops. Some of the signs read “Porn Stars Are People Too,” “We Don’t Get Paid, They Don’t Get Laid,” and “Porn Stars CAN Say NO!”Charlie has a reputation for courting disaster. If he’s not being a tad too enthusiastic in keeping a porn star hard for his next sex scene, he’s getting into all sorts of other mischief. He doesn’t go looking for trouble, trouble finds him.
He escapes the scene by travelling up to Vancouver with another great new cast member: Canyon Collingwood, the four and a half foot truck driver who gives Charlie a ride in his truck. Sex with dolls takes on a whole new meaning with him.
Throughout it all, Charlie is the same good natured country boy he was when we first met him two books ago. He puts his foot in his mouth regularly:
“It’s always good to have someone similar to you in your life. It helps me feel less abnormal.”That of course is when he doesn’t have something more solid in there; something he can really suck on.
Hank also includes all sorts of good medical advice like when Charlie gets hives from Endora the cat:
“How ‘bout a blow job?” Brent asked, leaning in the bathroom doorframe with his beefy arms crossed over his bare, hairy chest. “Would that help clear your sinuses?”As far as Charlie is concerned a BJ cures everything.
Inevitably, Charlie runs into the bane of his life, Cedric Wilmington:
He did not want to be anywhere near Cedric ever again, he was an evil, lying, conniving bitch who had hated him on sight. Well, maybe because Charlie had just finished sucking off Rock Harding, Cedric’s lover at the time, but that had been an honest mistake!Poor Charlie, he’s pining for Rock and his nine inch dick, but in the meantime he’s happy to have sex with whoever takes his fancy, or should I say pants.
The story has balls of every size. Sex in every position and location. While Charlie might be your average Idaho farm boy, the guys he has very vigorous encounters with are anything but average.
In the course of the story, Charlie manages to take a nose dive into a barrel of severed hands, trip over a rotten step and end up flat on his back (a position he rarely finds himself in – too vanilla) he collides with a pole, and numerous other solid objects, get hives and has hamster shit smeared all over his face and later is covered in even worse excrement. So if even reading about animal faecal matter turns you off, just skip that bit.
There is always something new, something different around the corner you just have to keep turning the pages to see what other misadventures will befall our hapless hero including an unusual way to get drunk on champagne and escape from bound wrists in a hostage situation.
Throughout there are sentences, situations and characters to amuse. I liked this one:
“Never underestimate the power of a lesbian on a sports team.”You just had to be there, though to really appreciate it.
This is a story where you don’t have to be beautiful to star. Yes there are hot bods, but more than that, the characters have personality. They have life.
His scenes also are very vivid. I asked Hank a few questions by email and will include these in an interview on my blog: http://www.abgayle.com/1/post/2010/12...
If you’re tired of reading the same old, same old and feel in need of a laugh while being entertained by a lively plot and enough kinky sex to keep the most jaded satisfied, do yourself a favour....
May 22, 2011
This book certainly made my day. It was exactly what I needed. Lighthearted, fun, humor and a lot of sex and a main character even clumsier than me.
Here's for hoping there are more books coming in this series!
Here's for hoping there are more books coming in this series!
April 19, 2012
So over the top, outrageous and so much fun that I just had to LOVE it! Another great adventure for Charlie!
June 27, 2012
Hmmmm.....Uh......Well, Well (Shakes and scratches head).
September 6, 2011
A great followup to Fluffers. Charlie is still funny as hell!
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