Johnny Astronaut by Rory Carmichael

by Jeffrey Dinsmore, Roy Carmichael

Book by Carmichael, Roy

172 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2004

About the author

Jeffrey Dinsmore is a boring snob who writes stupid stories and looks like a real jerk all the time. His glasses make him look like a jerk and he is a pointy jerk. He eats like a million donuts for breakfast and every time he opens his mouth he says something stupid about how stupid his face is. When asked in an interview what he would most like to be doing he said, "pooping all over myself," because he is such a jerk and that's probably what he likes to do all the time.

Love,
an 8-year old girl who hates that rat Jeffrey Dinsmore

Reviews

[Bülent Ö. · Rating 3 out of 5]

Hani gece su içmeye kalkarsınız da uyku tutmaz televizyonu açarsınız, o sırada ilginç bir filme denk gelirsiniz. Birden bir şey sizi filme çeker ve oturur sonuna kadar izlersiniz. Bu kitap da benim için öyle. Okumalarım arasına sıkıştırdığım hoş bir kitap. Ferah bir nefes. Hızlı akan, eğlenceli bir seyirlik.

[yamyamorama · Rating 5 out of 5]

It's a very little known book, but actually it is one of the most amusing books I've read.I suppose it has lacked in the post-production. Anyone who likes sci-fi along with absurd, must get this one.