Reach Around Books--Season One Box Set

by Bimisi Tayanita, Matt Williams (Creator), Sumguyen Bangladesh (Illustrator)

Through the timeless power of double entendre, Reach Around Books will have the reader in tears of laughter while to any juvenile listener they are completely innocent. As the father of five I have done more "story time" than I would wish on my worst enemy. Somewhere around kid three I started changing the stories to make the process a bit more bearable, but kids ain't dumb, not mine anyway...Immediately after even a tiny variation I was hit with "That's NOT how it goes!" Being just as clever as my kids, I came up with a simple workaround...I'd write my own book and read it word for word EXACTLY how it goes, it was brilliant. I did it again. Story time was getting fun. Somewhere around book three my drinking buddies got a hold of them...They were laughing so hard that some of them were crying, one of my wife's friends admitted that "she pee'd a little". That was the "ah-ha" moment that brought us to where we are now. It is time to share these works of art with the world. Reach Around Books--Season One is the first five books we ever printed. Your Season One order includes a beautiful and keepsake sleeve/box for you to store and transport these precious works of art... Season one If you have tried other "inappropriate" or "controversial" children's books I can say with confidence that these are longer, thicker and harder than what you are probably used to. If you are offended by humor, don't buy our books. If your kid is offended by our books, that implies they understand terms only found in the Urban Dictionary...You failed as a parent long before Reach Around Books came into your life. --Toodles!

160 pages, Hardcover

Published December 25, 2016

Reviews

[Myriam · Rating 5 out of 5]

Are you tired of boring children's books? Do you feel like having a heart attack caused by hysterical laughing? These books will cure any boredom and they are seriously dangerous for health if you have a weak heart. 
The author is a pure genius of double entendre that little ones will have no problem missing and the adults will keep on being entertained. These books just don't get boring ever. The author is absolute master of word play and hints, and I just absolutely love her.
I hope she plans on writing more of these, because I really want more.
Books can be read in any order, they never stop being hilariously funny. Suzy Likes to Look at Balls (Season One Book One), Come Swing with Us! (Season One book Two), Spank the Monkey Lends a Hand (Season one Book Three), Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth! (Season one Book Four), and Brenda’s Beaver Needs a Barber (Season one Book Five).

[Tabbi · Rating 5 out of 5]

These are hilarious.