10 Ways To F**K Santa

by Erica Storm

April Johnson’s missing in action boss has been hiding out in his office and she suspects it’s because of the bonus checks and raises promised for Christmas. It has been four years to be exact, and the employees haven’t received their bonus nor have they seen the CEO of Steele Industries. Christmas is coming, and if April doesn’t get a raise and her bonus check isn’t in the mail, she will confront Mr. Scrooge and give him the finger on her way out the door. Dominic Steele built a company on the backs of his female employees and now it’s time to reward himself. Will Dominic become Santa on Christmas or will April show him 10 ways she can f**k him?

Genres: Christmas

101 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 25, 2017

Reviews

[Justine · Rating 1 out of 5]

Ridiculous and confusing in parts. Continuous use of present tense when should have been past tense

[dee · Rating 1 out of 5]

Really? 1 1/2 stars

It was like someone went on and chopped most of the storyline away and left just enough to surround sex scenes. This story was incomplete. It has so many other characters that were there for what reason? Their "love story" made no sense nor did it seem believable, their sex story wasn't even believable. Needs to fill in a while story, not just the blanks.

[Anna Stone · Rating 5 out of 5]

🥵

I enjoyed this spicy Christmas novella. I would definitely recommend this to someone who is looking for a spicy quick read.

[Tanya Burke · Rating 1 out of 5]

I wish I could get back the time I wasted trying to read this collection of thoughts. Seriously, this just seemed like a collection of author's notes that never got fleshed out to a real story. Half of it was cliches and the cliches weren't even written correctly. Ex) author wrote a dollar short and a day late, when the saying is a day late and a dollar short. Ex) author wrote long distant relationship, when it is long distance relationship. There were so many grammatical errors I had to re-read passages several times to be able to follow along. So many run-on sentences. The final straw was when three characters were having a discussion and the author wrote that one person asked a question and the same person answered it. Just one proofread would have found this error and the many other spelling and grammar tense errors in this collection of jumbled thoughts. And I haven't even addressed the actual storyline, or what I could make out as a storyline. Nothing about it was believable. The main female character is supposed to be the company owner's personal assistant but she has never met him!?! In 2 years of work!?! I've lived all over the world and I have never - with the exception of some nudist beaches/colonies come across a situation where a man and a woman are running for miles along the beach without a stitch of clothing and no one has a thing to say about it. There are more public sex scenes of the main male character with other people than there are private sex scenes of the two main characters together. About those sex scenes... The author's telling of how it all went down is physically impossible. And when exactly did they fall in love with each other over the two days they were neighbors? Honestly, if there was a way to give this story one half of one star, I would still feel that's too much.

[Veronica · Rating 5 out of 5]

Good book

This book was very entertaining. This was my first book by this author and it was funny and had a cute storyline. It was very spicy with a lot of steamy scenes. I would recommend this book. You will love it.

[Melissa · Rating 3 out of 5]

Just No

This was the most stereotypical BWWM interracial story I’ve read. So many cliche descriptions for Black women were used. Dominic talked to his friends and April as if she was goal to achieve because she was Black, not because he liked her.

[Lanna · Rating 1 out of 5]

Just Awful!

I tried, I really did but I could NOT make myself finish this trash!! This is just hot garbage from beginning to end. Do yourself a favor and skip this one.
Thank me later.

[Stephanie Jynelle · Rating 3 out of 5]

It was ok. The disjointed nature at points had me razing my eyebrows. I rarely say this, the story was too long for the absolute shallowness of it all.

[Lucinda · Rating 5 out of 5]

Worth the effort wait.

This book is masterfully crafted from the start. Dominic and April were made for each other. It's a shame that it had to end.

[Audrey Cobb · Rating 4 out of 5]

10 Ways

This was pretty good. Just remember you don't want to hold back from Santa. He is your key out of the hood.

[Sally Mccargo · Rating 5 out of 5]

A fast good read

This was a very good book to read. I'm glad that April took and got her man. She got it all in her boss the sexy Dominic Steele. Erica Storm's books are always a good read. Highly recommended.

[Shanta Gray · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ooooookay

The title had me intrigued. April definitely showed us ten ways even if Santa didn't agree with all ten of them .

[Latanza · Rating 3 out of 5]

The main female character’s complexion kept being associated with food items couldn’t stand it had to DNF a couple chapters in

[Katrina Taylor · Rating 5 out of 5]

Loved it.

I loved everything about it. I just wanted the book to be longer. I would definitely recommend this book to someone else.

[Martin Herrmann · Rating 1 out of 5]

The reviews were right

My review in twenty words or more. Atrocious spelling and grammar. But I knew this wouldn't be a classic Christmas story.