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The Man Who Forgot How to Poop
An ancient superhero has kept this world safe for eons, but he's about to square off against his toughest opponent yet...his own pooper. This book answers the age-old question of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable bowel movement. Dive into an adventure that will tug on your heartstrings, challenge your perception of reality, and educate you on the importance of defecation.
24 pages, Paperback
Published October 2, 2017
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August 23, 2020
This is the greatest poop of All Time. Thank you Genghis Swan.
As a young lad, I suffered from hemorrhoids, which made my stools very painful. Due to the pain, I stopped defecating. I began experiencing headaches and thirst. The other kids avoided me since I smelled bad. This led to me having low self-esteem and depression.
On March 15th, 1994, I collapsed due to dehydration and unbearable pain. I had to get surgery to get my testicles and nipples removed. I stayed in the hospital for over 5 months. The hospital was very mundane. So, every night, during my stay at the hospital, I would read books before going to bed.
One particular night, August 2nd, 1994. My wife's boyfriend visited my hospital bed and handed me a gift. I removed the beautifully tied ribbons and glossy wrapping from the gift. And in front of my very two eyes, was a book; "The Man Who Forgot How to Poop" by Genghis Swan. In a sudden burst of anticipation, I quickly began reading the book. I indulged on the beautifully printed words and hilarious drawings. After processing the final page. I realized that the man in the story was an analogy of myself. I felt inspired and touched by the story.
After I was released from the hospital, I began defecating everywhere. I love pooping now. It is a part of my identity. I have decided to bestow a name upon myself; "Poopoo80"
Thank you, Genghis Swan, for transforming me into the man I am to this day.
-Poopoo80
As a young lad, I suffered from hemorrhoids, which made my stools very painful. Due to the pain, I stopped defecating. I began experiencing headaches and thirst. The other kids avoided me since I smelled bad. This led to me having low self-esteem and depression.
On March 15th, 1994, I collapsed due to dehydration and unbearable pain. I had to get surgery to get my testicles and nipples removed. I stayed in the hospital for over 5 months. The hospital was very mundane. So, every night, during my stay at the hospital, I would read books before going to bed.
One particular night, August 2nd, 1994. My wife's boyfriend visited my hospital bed and handed me a gift. I removed the beautifully tied ribbons and glossy wrapping from the gift. And in front of my very two eyes, was a book; "The Man Who Forgot How to Poop" by Genghis Swan. In a sudden burst of anticipation, I quickly began reading the book. I indulged on the beautifully printed words and hilarious drawings. After processing the final page. I realized that the man in the story was an analogy of myself. I felt inspired and touched by the story.
After I was released from the hospital, I began defecating everywhere. I love pooping now. It is a part of my identity. I have decided to bestow a name upon myself; "Poopoo80"
Thank you, Genghis Swan, for transforming me into the man I am to this day.
-Poopoo80
December 27, 2020
An absolutely fantastic work of art. You only see this amount of passion being put into the streams at https://www.twitch.tv/moistcr1tikal, go check it out, you'll never have to shit again. This book is the perfect read for toddlers learning how to split their cheeks apart and let it rip. You can read this to your students in class and they will praise you for it. The story is filled with plot twists and amazing character development. In conclusion, you should read this book. Reading alone won't do it justice though as this masterpiece deserves to be shared to your loved ones.
July 28, 2021
As expected of the same author of the poem 'Zenith', Mr. Ghenghis 'He won't make you yawn' Swan's mastery in creating sharp, concise, awe-inspiring, and entertaining writing truly shows in TMWFHtP. I hope that one day, Mr. Swan will return to the writing scene and shock the world with his next literary masterpiece.
I recommend that readers, be it children or the elderly, check this one out. Because everybody needs to remember what happens when a man forgets how to poop.
I recommend that readers, be it children or the elderly, check this one out. Because everybody needs to remember what happens when a man forgets how to poop.
July 2, 2019
9000 out of 10
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September 4, 2021
MASTERPIECE-GREATEST FICTION OF ALL TIME!!!!!
August 3, 2022
What is there to say about this grand delight. Do read.
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