Literary novelist Colin Winnette is ready to let loose after manning the McSweeney's booth at the Miami Bookfair. Colin drives down to America's party and paradise spot--Key West, but something strange has washed upon the shore. Colin encounters a slew of colorful characters partying down south, including a hash tagging twink mooching off an old queen, a sexy CIA spy, and Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild fame. The good times end quickly as they must find way to stop the gay zombie sluts of Key West.